It seems like just about 8 weeks ago that porn star Jenna Jameson was promoting fake leather (called “pleather” — I’m not making that up) for the animal rights group PETA. Oh, wait … it was just 8 weeks ago. So here’s a question: What the heck was she doing on May 1 at London’s Amika nightclub wearing a leather bomber jacket?

And here’s the answer: She was being a big fat slutty phony. PETA bragged in March that Jenna is “a woman of her word and practices what she preaches.” Uh-huh.

What is it with these PETA spokes-drones? They show up and front for some nutty facet of the overall nutty save-the-cows cause, and then go back to their ordinary life (like the rest of us — you know, the massive majority who don’t worship at the altar of tofu and vinyl). Don’t they think someone’s going to notice?

And lest you think it’s a “pleather” jacket she’s wearing, note the “Members Only” tag on the front. No, it’s not retro. The brand is making a comeback. Here’s the very same leather jacket from the Members Only spring 2008 collection.

Still not sure it’s real leather? Here’s a snippet from the press release:

If Jenna announces she’s anti-fur next week, just hold your breath and count to twenty. She’ll turn out to be full of it. They all do.

Hat tip: Deceiver reader Katherine, who pointed us to the photo. Nice going!