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More LiLo Drama: Blonde Minx Steals Blonde Mink

lindsay_lohan_blond_mink.jpgLindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing a Columbia University student’s prized $11,000 mink coat.

According to the New York Post, Masha Markova’s blonde mink — a present from her grandmother — vanished from the coat bin at a birthday party she attended on January 26. LiLo was also in attendance at the party, held at the 1Oak club in New York.

Two weeks later, the entitled starlet popped up in OK! magazine wearing the stolen fur. Markova called Lohan’s lawyers to complain, and hours later, the coat reappeared on her doorstep.

Reeking of cigarettes and booze with a slight tear in the lining, the fur coat was no worse for wear after a dry cleaning and quick patch-up.

Still, she wants answers — and Lohan to own up to swiping her coat.

“I don’t see how it could have been an accident,” Markova said.

Markova and her lawyer stopped short of accusing Lohan of wrongdoing. But they still want her to pay at least $10,000 for the unauthorized, three-week rental.

I guess Lindsay’s “No Fur” button just meant she didn’t have her own yet.


9 Responses to “More LiLo Drama: Blonde Minx Steals Blonde Mink”


  1. 1 Hurricane May 6th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    No surprise coming from this skank but tyo want $10,000 for a 3 week rental on a $11,000 coat? I guess fi you are dumb enough to check the coat in at a club you are dumb enough to demand an amount for a rental. Like my momma always told me, two whores don’t make a right.

  2. 2 Pastafarian May 6th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    11g’s for a coat.

  3. 3 amanda May 6th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    I can’t get over the name of the club. I’m such a loser. Is it 10 ak or 1 Oak, or how the frick do you say 10ak? Did they have some boggle and yahtzee dice and agree to name the club whatever random assortment appeared? Why not 11el, or 09un?

    And spoiled bitch deserves to lose her 11K coat. I would have hocked it to pay towards my student loan debt. I hope peta people throw paint all over it.

  4. 4 Christina X May 7th, 2008 at 3:03 am

    Yeah, I wonder what happened to her and the endorsement of being “anti-fur”. As a matter of fact, I figured that was why she stole it in the first place.

    What a pathetic slut. Actually, I don’t know what’s more sickening, my original thought that she stole the coat out of contempt for people who wear fur coats or the reality of some spoiled, rotten twat with millions of dollars feeling the need to steal.

  5. 5 katherine May 7th, 2008 at 4:55 am

    couldn’t agree more with amanda! fur coats are gross but jacking one? disgusting. and 11 grand is half of a year at the school i go to so definately that shit would be going towards school loans!

  6. 6 Pastafarian May 7th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    You guys are college students huh?

  7. 7 katherine May 7th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    yep! a broke college student for the time being lol

  8. 8 nonhater May 10th, 2008 at 9:20 am

    OK, life is unfair. BUt if the chic got the coat as a gift from grams, more power to her, why hate? Dont we all cherish our presents from grannie? Her grandmother probably actually paid for it. How many times can you divide 11K from what Lilo makes per movieLike $7-8mil, she can buy her own s***. That ho is fronting like shes anti fur so she knows she didnt bring a fur coat to the party…why did she wear one home? then keep it for 3 weeks and not return it to the club the next day..if it was really a mistake? She she should pay that chic for her coat, at least for the cleaning and damage, then she should pay her legal fees because she knew she took this chics coat and made her pay for a lawyer to get it back. She didnt steal it for contempt if she did she would have destroyed it not been photgraphed in it. she stole it because her coke haze makes her feel she is entitled to whatever she wants.

    if she wants a coat why should she be ashamed? go BUY one. She isnt ashamed to crash her car every other week and stagger out and leave her bag of coke in plain sight. She should stop crusading for anything as if she has moral standards and just be a postergirl for scumbags as is her birth right.

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