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Gordon Ramsay Tells Son to Watch His F***ing Language

Celebrity screamer and chef (in that order) Gordon Ramsay is worried about his 8-year-old kid’s dirty mouth. When the little lad started coming home and asking “Daddy, what does “F*** you, you dumb c***’ mean?”, Ramsay had a talk with him:

“I had to sit him down and found out that this was coming from the 16-year-olds on the bus who’d decided to teach Jack Ramsay a different swear word every day… I simply told him they were rude words and he wasn’t to use them in front of the girls or his mother.”

How about in front of several f***ing countries? (NSFW, unless you work for this f***ing psychopath)


8 Responses to “Gordon Ramsay Tells Son to Watch His F***ing Language”


  1. 1 Rocko May 8th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    What’s that ad? “From you Dad! I learned it by watching you!” 16 year olds on the bus, right.

  2. 2 db May 8th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    He is one of my heroes, I always think like he talks but he doesn’t seem to have any reprocussions, like I do. Do you see the insufferable people he works with sometimes? These people should be put down, not kicked off. Man that feels so good to say.

  3. 3 Chronic Malanga May 9th, 2008 at 5:30 am

    I don’t see the big deal. He said not to use those words around girls and Mom. Sensible enough, though he shouldn’t be shocked to hear those words come out of his kid’s mouth given his public persona. I’m sure he’s not as bad around his own kids. Besides, my own parents cuss like sailors. I was not allowed until I was older. Do as I say, not as I do.

  4. 4 Pastafarian May 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    I made Easy-Mac once for this guy. I didn’t get all of the powder to turn into cheese and he kicked my ass for an hour. I thought he’d never get tired. DAMN YOU GORDON RAMSEY! I’LL NEVER COOK AGAIN!

  5. 5 C. May 9th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    I would do terrible, terrible things to Gordon Ramsey. Sorry, Mrs. Ramsey.

  6. 6 Pastafarian May 9th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    All you’d need is some beer right?

  7. 7 Cowgirl May 11th, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    If I had to work with all the morons on Hell’s Kitchen in my job, I’d have a few choice words as well. Besides, he’s gorgeous and the man can COOK!! Who the hell cares what he says! I’d f***ing work for him, paid or not!

  8. 8 Simon Scowl May 12th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Gorgeous? He looks like Rondo Hatton.

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