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	<title>Comments on: We&#8217;re All Doomed: Paris Hilton Is Ready for Kids</title>
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	<description>The two-faced and famous have something new to worry about.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Lisa</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-5372</link>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>just as a side note the reason her kinkajou probably bit her is because they are extremely nocturnal and get aggressive when kept awake during the day.  considering the amount of times she has been photographed with baby luv outside in the daylight im not surprised she was bit.  i know children also love to have their sleep schedule altered for the benefit of another person so clearly she is prepared for motherhood.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>just as a side note the reason her kinkajou probably bit her is because they are extremely nocturnal and get aggressive when kept awake during the day.  considering the amount of times she has been photographed with baby luv outside in the daylight im not surprised she was bit.  i know children also love to have their sleep schedule altered for the benefit of another person so clearly she is prepared for motherhood.</p>
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		<title>By: Pastafarian</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-3327</link>
		<dc:creator>Pastafarian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 20:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No wonder my bones feel so strong and youthful lately. I've been taking the wrong stuff.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No wonder my bones feel so strong and youthful lately. I&#8217;ve been taking the wrong stuff.</p>
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		<title>By: ss</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-3289</link>
		<dc:creator>ss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The medication is Valtrex, others in the same class are acyclovir and famciclovir. Enbrel is a rheumatoid arthritis injection.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The medication is Valtrex, others in the same class are acyclovir and famciclovir. Enbrel is a rheumatoid arthritis injection.</p>
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		<title>By: links for 2008-05-10</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-3267</link>
		<dc:creator>links for 2008-05-10</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 04:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] We’re All Doomed: Paris Hilton Is Ready for Kids [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] We’re All Doomed: Paris Hilton Is Ready for Kids [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Munk</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-3266</link>
		<dc:creator>Munk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 02:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how dare all you people, dont you realize that a baby is the ultimate accessory? of course shes jealous, all her friends have the perfect attention accessory, why shouldnt Paris have one? while im usually against it, i would hope that if she does have a baby, that she would hire an army of nannies to assure its safety...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how dare all you people, dont you realize that a baby is the ultimate accessory? of course shes jealous, all her friends have the perfect attention accessory, why shouldnt Paris have one? while im usually against it, i would hope that if she does have a baby, that she would hire an army of nannies to assure its safety&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Chronic Malanga</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-3259</link>
		<dc:creator>Chronic Malanga</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 21:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You crack me up, Pasta. Dunno about the meds, though. Paris will be able to tell ya! ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You crack me up, Pasta. Dunno about the meds, though. Paris will be able to tell ya! <img src='http://deceiver.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Pastafarian</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-3244</link>
		<dc:creator>Pastafarian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 17:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Herpes infected millionaire. Yeah I could manage. Embril right? Is that the one? Is that how you spell it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Herpes infected millionaire. Yeah I could manage. Embril right? Is that the one? Is that how you spell it?</p>
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		<title>By: Chronic Malanga</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-3242</link>
		<dc:creator>Chronic Malanga</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pasta, keep in mind that the herp is forever. ;)

SS, I actually always thought Nicole was sensible somewhere behind the party girl, heroine addicted image. I would like to think that Paris would go the same route as Nicole has, and I don't see her going the Britney route, but I really think that Paris procreating is as scary as nuclear holocaust regardless. She seems like the type that would continue to strive for relevance, making a fool of herself in the process, and drag her kid into it until that kid begins to bore her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pasta, keep in mind that the herp is forever. <img src='http://deceiver.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>SS, I actually always thought Nicole was sensible somewhere behind the party girl, heroine addicted image. I would like to think that Paris would go the same route as Nicole has, and I don&#8217;t see her going the Britney route, but I really think that Paris procreating is as scary as nuclear holocaust regardless. She seems like the type that would continue to strive for relevance, making a fool of herself in the process, and drag her kid into it until that kid begins to bore her.</p>
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		<title>By: Pastafarian</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-3241</link>
		<dc:creator>Pastafarian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm guessing you didn't see the story from May 5th?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m guessing you didn&#8217;t see the story from May 5th?</p>
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		<title>By: ss</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/05/08/were-all-doomed-paris-hilton-is-ready-for-kids/#comment-3237</link>
		<dc:creator>ss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, I am going to post an unpopular opinion here, devil's advocate, if you will. Remember how everyone was horrified when Nicole Richie got preggers? Wellll,look at her now. She is taking care of Harlow and giving back to the community. You rarely see her partying anymore, if at all. Maybe Paris will change, too. Food for thought.

P.S. For those who think she'll go the Britney route, remember Britney had an extensive history of psychiatric disorders in her family. Nothing is really known about the Hiltons...yet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, I am going to post an unpopular opinion here, devil&#8217;s advocate, if you will. Remember how everyone was horrified when Nicole Richie got preggers? Wellll,look at her now. She is taking care of Harlow and giving back to the community. You rarely see her partying anymore, if at all. Maybe Paris will change, too. Food for thought.</p>
<p>P.S. For those who think she&#8217;ll go the Britney route, remember Britney had an extensive history of psychiatric disorders in her family. Nothing is really known about the Hiltons&#8230;yet.</p>
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