Comments on: We’re All Doomed: Paris Hilton Is Ready for Kids

By: Beige

Beige — Wed, 20 May 2009 12:17:14 +0000

@Nati: HEE!

By: Nati

Nati — Wed, 20 May 2009 08:34:46 +0000

MPH, for future reference, it’s only two hits. Then you pass it to the left.

By: Mad Prophet Helmholtz

Mad Prophet Helmholtz — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:23:37 +0000

I do not see why people are against the idea of Paris bearing children. For it is written in the prophecies of SPACESHIP JESUS, that Paris Hilton will be impregnated by every able-bodied stout man on board Spaceship Jesus in the year 2013 so that she may bring forth a child of prophecy, HYPERCEPHALUS — the 1000-headed Baby. This Thousand-Head Baby will travel from planet to planet, floating in the atmosphere using its gas-filled-heads like a giant hot air balloon, spreading the word of SPACESHIP JESUS to ignorant alien civilizations. Paris Hilton has an important role in all of this and for her to be denied motherhood is a true crime against nature!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:38:44 +0000

just as a side note the reason her kinkajou probably bit her is because they are extremely nocturnal and get aggressive when kept awake during the day. considering the amount of times she has been photographed with baby luv outside in the daylight im not surprised she was bit. i know children also love to have their sleep schedule altered for the benefit of another person so clearly she is prepared for motherhood.

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:19:08 +0000

No wonder my bones feel so strong and youthful lately. I’ve been taking the wrong stuff.

By: ss

ss — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:35:00 +0000

The medication is Valtrex, others in the same class are acyclovir and famciclovir. Enbrel is a rheumatoid arthritis injection.

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By: Munk

Munk — Sat, 10 May 2008 02:43:49 +0000

how dare all you people, dont you realize that a baby is the ultimate accessory? of course shes jealous, all her friends have the perfect attention accessory, why shouldnt Paris have one? while im usually against it, i would hope that if she does have a baby, that she would hire an army of nannies to assure its safety…

By: Chronic Malanga

Chronic Malanga — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:50:41 +0000

You crack me up, Pasta. Dunno about the meds, though. Paris will be able to tell ya!

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:20:30 +0000

Herpes infected millionaire. Yeah I could manage. Embril right? Is that the one? Is that how you spell it?