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May
08

Who’s the Last Person on Earth Who Should Criticize Dina Lohan as a Parent?

No, not Saddam Hussein, silly, he’s dead. Even worse: Michael Lohan!

Earlier this week Dina was honored as a “top mom” by something called the Mingling Moms Organization (which is admittedly ridiculous), and Page Six quotes him as saying:

“Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court. She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling ‘Oh, [bleep],’ when she saw the paparazzi.”

I’m not sure why they bleeped out “pshaw,” but I do know that Michael Lohan needs to shut up about partying too much. Being a good tipper up in the strip club does not count as good parenting skills. Even if the stripper is your daughter


4 Responses to “Who’s the Last Person on Earth Who Should Criticize Dina Lohan as a Parent?”


  1. 1 Rae May 9th, 2008 at 2:31 am

    Y’know, I’m beginning to think Lindsay just needs a hug and an actual parental figure. Not even LiLo deserves these awful people.

  2. 2 Chronic Malanga May 9th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    The Lohans are too much for even Springer.

  3. 3 Pastafarian May 9th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    (Insert loser joke here)

  4. 4 ss May 9th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    It makes me so angry that someone who suddenly finds religion (for publicity purposes) feels the need to call someone else out on their loose morals, regardless of how true/untrue the insinuations are. If he was truly into his faith, he would quietly protest or tell her in person, not out in the public where you and I know their business. The family’s dignity is hanging by a thread, a very thin thread…

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