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Mariah Carey Doesn’t Want Kids Because She Wants Kids

Mariah, April ‘08:

“It’s hard to have kids in this world,” she told OK! magazine. “I don’t think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t thought about it…

“I never wanted to feel violated and I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am.”

Mariah, one month and one quickie wedding later:

Newlywed singer Mariah Carey has spoken for the first time about her “soul mate” and admitted she has changed her mind about starting a family.

The 38-year-old singer wed rapper/actor Nick Cannon, 27, at her private estate in the Bahamas on April 30th after a whirlwind six week romance…

The Hero singer said: “It’s (having children) part of the whole purpose of getting married.”

Alright, alright, I guess she’s allowed to change her mind. Who ever heard of an unfickle diva? It’s not like their marriage is even going to last 9 months, but let her have her little fantasies. What I really wanted to make fun of was this tidbit:

Speaking for the first time about their speedy marriage to American magazine People, Mariah revealed she had got a ‘Mrs. Cannon’ tattoo before the nuptials, with Nick getting a simple ‘Mariah’ etching.

Isn’t that perfect? They got matching tattoos, and they were both about Mariah! He should have gotten “I’m With Her,” and she should have gotten “He’s With Me.” I don’t wanna say she’s the one who wears the pants in the family, folks, but I just spotted him picking up some Pamprin and a Lady Bic. For himself. Wakka wakka.

(Hat tip to reader Erin Edmonds)


9 Responses to “Mariah Carey Doesn’t Want Kids Because She Wants Kids”


  1. 1 Morgan May 9th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    I personally think that the quick change of heart when it comes to children is the fact that right after she released the first statement about not wanting kids, she found out she was knocked up.

  2. 2 Simon Scowl May 9th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Yeah, right after I posted this, I was like, “Maybe she knows something we don’t…” Which would have to be a first.

  3. 3 Morgan May 9th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Yeah, I don’t know what it is about her, but I find her to be rather amazon-ish. He looks like a sickly third world baby next to her.

  4. 4 Tater May 9th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    #1 sign that a breakup will be guaranteed in the future

    You get tattoos of each other name’s on your body. It’s like death and taxes people.

  5. 5 Simon Scowl May 9th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    That’s the thing, they both got tattoos of her name! Even worse. I mean better.

  6. 6 Pastafarian May 9th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    You know what jumped right out at me? 38 years old, private estate, Bahamas. This is an ugly, monstrous woman. Why in the world does she deserve all of that is beyond me. Karma is a bitch. She has to look at herself in a gold plated mirror every morning I guess.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=556452&in_page_id=1773&in_page_id=1773&expand=true

  7. 7 jewels May 9th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    Tick..Tock..Tick…Tock

  8. 8 Jenn May 10th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    I am confused - what does she mean by being ‘violated’? Sex with her hubby is violating her? A bun in the oven is violating to her? Someone set me straight please.

  9. 9 BOTR May 12th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    I personally think that the quick change of heart when it comes to children is the fact that right after she released the first statement about not wanting kids, she found out she was knocked up. - Morgan

    My thoughts exactly. My first thought when I heard about the quickie wedding was “She is SO pregnant!”

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