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12
May

Hayden Panettiere’s Into Chicks? Since When?

hayden_gq.jpgHayden Panettiere seems to have determined that her squeaky-clean image has become too difficult to maintain.

So she’s decided to start her own rumors that she’s all over women.

The Sun investigates:

The 18-year-old — who plays indestructible Claire Bennet in the BBC2 sci-fi hit — has been dogged by rumours she is a lesbian.

She said: “That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.

“And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.â€

I Don’t Like You In That Way calls bullcrap on that, and I have to agree. First of all, if all you had to do is simply announce that you’re having an affair with Angelina, I’m sure one of you would have figured that out already.

No, the only reason she’s obnoxiously propagating this titillating tidbit is that she wants you to picture her making out with women who are way, way hotter than she is, and hope it rubs off on her a little. It’s not working, right guys? Guys?

12
May

Heather Mills Is Not a Good Person

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney were granted a preliminary divorce by a British court today, bringing her one step closer to the $50 million smackers she rightfully earned by spending a few years letting an aging pop star shoot her full of goo.

And how does she plan to spend that money? Probably not on Maria Rybkina. In 2004 Mills promised to buy prosthetics for Rybkina, a Russian single mother whose legs were cut off in a train accident when she was 5. According to News of the World, Mills contacted Robin and Inna Barratt, a British couple who’ve been trying to raise money to help Maria after meeting her when she was begging for change on the streets of Moscow. Back then Mills was all talk:

“Heather said she would personally get Maria some really good artificial legs, which would cost around £5,000, and cosmesis — the silicone cosmetic covering — which would be another £5,000.

“She promised she would also provide all the medical support needed to get her walking again. She told us that because her charity only helped victims of landmines, she would support Maria from her own personal finances.”

Mucca, 40, then met Maria in Moscow, during a visit to Russia with Sir Paul, who was playing a concert in St Petersburg.

Afterwards Mucca sent Robin an email saying: “I will pay for Maria’s costs agreed in advance and paid directly to the clinic. Please email me the price.” In another she said: “Email me costs individually and I’ll get money to you.”

Which never happened, because she’s Heather Mills. So, since the rich and (in)famous “philanthropist” can’t be bothered, the Barratts have been raising the money themselves. Visit Maria’s Story to learn more about her and to buy a book (UK only) about her life, or e-mail invazab@yahoo.com to make a PayPal donation. If anybody deserves it, Rybkina does. She’s had a tough enough life without being used for a photo op by some narcissistic sociopath.

Usually I try to cap off the post with something light — “Hey, Ol’ Beatle-Bilker should really hop to it and write a check already, LOL” — but this one is just too disgusting. It would be one thing if Mills had turned a blind eye, but this monster went out of her way to raise a struggling woman’s hopes with a lot of empty promises. Heather Mills is human scum.

12
May

Lindsay Lohan Denies Being Dropped From Manson Girls

lilo_manson_girls.jpgLindsay Lohan is peeved about all those reports that she got fired from Manson Girls, an upcoming movie about serial killer Charles Manson. According to her overworked publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick:

“Unfortunately [Manson Girls] didn’t come together quickly enough, and she was offered other roles, which she accepted and is looking forward to doing.”

We’re supposed to believe that everybody is just banging down doors to work with this liability?

Not so much, says Nikki Finke over at Deadline Hollywood Daily.

But people associated with the movie told agents that Lohan quickly became more of a deficit than an asset when they discovered that they couldn’t find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her. (And even some name actors…) So now Lindsay is off the pic — but not for the excuses being circulated. Let this be a lesson… Behaving badly may get you on the covers of celebrity-obsessed mags and tabloids. But Hollywood won’t tolerate your sh-t and shouldn’t.

A thousand amens.




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