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May
08

Jessica Alba’s Flexible Views on Sexuality

jessica_alba_kinda_naked.jpgSuper-knocked-up Jessica Alba talked to Allure magazine about her views on sexuality, her sexy image, sex before marriage, and how little she cares about sex sex sex.

On Her Steamy Public Image: “[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a sh-t about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”

On Owning Her Sexuality: “I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”

On Sex Before Marriage: “I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”

A lot seems to have changed since October (pre-pregnancy) when she spoke of her Catholic upbringing:

“I will never do a nude scene in a movie — not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can’t go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed.

“I come from a Catholic family and it wasn’t seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off.”

You know, for someone who wants to come across as laissez-faire, she sure talks in absolutes about sex a lot.

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8 Responses to “Jessica Alba’s Flexible Views on Sexuality”


  1. 1 Rocko May 13th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    See what happened was she got a penis up in her and then she wanted more … I mean who needs to get naked on screen when you’re spreading your legs off? She needs to get a t-shirt for her baby that reads “I’m proof my Mom puts out”.

    But congratulations on the kid. It’s awesome.

  2. 2 jj May 13th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Evidently she’s a practising Catholic

  3. 3 Hurricane May 13th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    Good for her that she won’t get naked in films.
    Bad for me that she won’t get naked in films.

  4. 4 Pastafarian May 13th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    I don’t know why. But I just don’t think she’s that hot. I know I’m supposed too, but I just don’t.

  5. 5 Katie May 14th, 2008 at 4:41 am

    i agree with the person above me. i NEVER thought she was good looking. not at all!

  6. 6 Bobby May 14th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Jessica’s hot but she seems to really hate men.

  7. 7 iona May 15th, 2008 at 12:07 am

    Does she ever talk about anything else but her hotness, and how hard it is to deal with hotness, and how people relate to her hotness, and how she has to come to terms with owning her hotness? Jesus. Shaddup already.

  8. 8 ynot4tony2 May 15th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Call me a bigot if you must, but I find white women more significantly more attractive than Hispanic women, in general. After all, it’s instinct to be attracted to things that look simmilar to ourselves.

    That being said, I offer this…I found Ms. Alba far, far more attractive when she looked like a Hispanic. Now that she’s seemingly bleached her hair and skin to look like a typical American blonde bimbo, she just looks putrid. Fake. Disgusting. I’d take the classic Alba to the fake Alba any day.

    On a side note, as Eric Cartman would put it, she “couldn’t act her way out of a paper nutsack.” It’s ironic that EVERYONE in the Fantastic Four movies were out-acted by a pile of rocks (no disrespect to Michael Chiklis, who is a great actor).

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