Comments on: Jessica Alba’s Flexible Views on Sexuality

By: ynot4tony2

ynot4tony2 — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:52:58 +0000

Call me a bigot if you must, but I find white women more significantly more attractive than Hispanic women, in general. After all, it’s instinct to be attracted to things that look simmilar to ourselves.

That being said, I offer this…I found Ms. Alba far, far more attractive when she looked like a Hispanic. Now that she’s seemingly bleached her hair and skin to look like a typical American blonde bimbo, she just looks putrid. Fake. Disgusting. I’d take the classic Alba to the fake Alba any day.

On a side note, as Eric Cartman would put it, she “couldn’t act her way out of a paper nutsack.” It’s ironic that EVERYONE in the Fantastic Four movies were out-acted by a pile of rocks (no disrespect to Michael Chiklis, who is a great actor).

By: iona

iona — Thu, 15 May 2008 04:07:28 +0000

Does she ever talk about anything else but her hotness, and how hard it is to deal with hotness, and how people relate to her hotness, and how she has to come to terms with owning her hotness? Jesus. Shaddup already.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:08:24 +0000

Jessica’s hot but she seems to really hate men.

By: Katie

Katie — Wed, 14 May 2008 08:41:30 +0000

i agree with the person above me. i NEVER thought she was good looking. not at all!

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:11:27 +0000

I don’t know why. But I just don’t think she’s that hot. I know I’m supposed too, but I just don’t.

By: Hurricane

Hurricane — Tue, 13 May 2008 18:27:51 +0000

Good for her that she won’t get naked in films.
Bad for me that she won’t get naked in films.

By: jj

jj — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:12:25 +0000

Evidently she’s a practising Catholic

By: Rocko

Rocko — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:09:24 +0000

See what happened was she got a penis up in her and then she wanted more … I mean who needs to get naked on screen when you’re spreading your legs off? She needs to get a t-shirt for her baby that reads “I’m proof my Mom puts out”.

But congratulations on the kid. It’s awesome.