As if the continuing horror of his divorce from Pegleg McLeech wasn’t bad enough, now he finds out that his new “eco-friendly” Lexus LS600H was flown to England from Japan:
A source is reported to have said: “Paul was offered a Lexus as a gift and ordered the hybrid limo because it helps to reduce emissions.
“He’ll be horrified after learning it was delivered by plane. Paul has always campaigned for green issues and he can’t understand why anyone would send an enormous car from Japan to Britain on a plane.”
Carbon offsetting firm CO2balance.com said the plane journey would have caused a carbon footprint of 38,050kg, compared to 397kg for a three-week boat journey…
Co2balance.com Director Mike Rigby said: “That is the equivalent of driving the car around the world six times.”
Hey, he should have had it shipped by yellow submarine! Get it? Because, see… he… he was in the Beatles… Leave me alone, I’ve had a bad day.
Ashlee Simpson, who reportedly will be rushing down the aisle this weekend before she starts to show, was recently promoting her new album on British radio program The Nokia Green Room.
When asked what she thought the phrase “You’ve had one too many Britney Spears” meant, she replied:
“Oh, you’ve had one too many trashy girls!”
The slang phrase actually refers to getting drunk on beer.
Say what you will about Britney Spears, but at least she wasn’t hiding a baby bump under her Monique Lhuillier wedding gown. Or marrying Pete Wentz.
So Beyoncé and her music are all about strong women and independence and girl power and whatnot, right?
Then it’s all kinds of wrong that the newest collection for her fashion line House of DerĂ©on makes little girls look like hookers.
Not kind of like hookers. Like actual, swear-to-god pint-size prostitutes.
I mean, WTF is up with the four-year-old in a pink boa and spike heels? Does a preschooler really need skintight pants?
It’s a terrible change in direction for the voice behind “Independent Women Part II” and the co-founder of the Knowles-Rowland Center for Youth.
And given all the rumors about BeyoncĂ©’s possible pregnancy, we better hope she doesn’t have a girl. I don’t even want to think about what the onesies will look like.
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