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14
May
08

Shotgun Bride Ashlee Simpson Calls Britney Spears ‘Trashy’

ashlee-simpson-trashy.jpgAshlee Simpson, who reportedly will be rushing down the aisle this weekend before she starts to show, was recently promoting her new album on British radio program The Nokia Green Room.

When asked what she thought the phrase “You’ve had one too many Britney Spears” meant, she replied:

“Oh, you’ve had one too many trashy girls!”

The slang phrase actually refers to getting drunk on beer.

Say what you will about Britney Spears, but at least she wasn’t hiding a baby bump under her Monique Lhuillier wedding gown. Or marrying Pete Wentz.


10 Responses to “Shotgun Bride Ashlee Simpson Calls Britney Spears ‘Trashy’”


  1. 1 Hurricane May 14th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Another no talent ugly slut. Geez, I’m getting fed up with them. Where are the hot talented whores when you need them? Are they not trendy anymore?

  2. 2 SailorAlphaCentauri May 14th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    It is a bit of the pot calling the kettle stupid. Britney may be a (recovering) mess now, but she didn’t have to run to the altar to make sure her child would be legit. God, what a no-talent bitch.

  3. 3 jlynn May 14th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    I didn’t know what “too many Britney Spears” meant either. Thanks!
    And that top is trashy.

  4. 4 The Oversneer May 14th, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    Actually, it’s a bit of “Cockney rhyming slang” that’s popular in the East end of London. “Brienty Spears” rhymes with “beers,” so Brit-Brit has become synonymous with ale. My personal favorite example of this is the slang “raspberry,” which means a “phphtphthtttt” — and was originally Cockney slang for “Raspberry tarts, which rhymes with “farts.” No, I’m not making that up.

  5. 5 Pastafarian May 15th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    Wow. You gotta hand it to those Cocknies.

  6. 6 theboss May 16th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    HA! Sounds to me like someone wishes they could get as much attention! She wishes she had Spear’s fame, even thought she isn’t working that much now, she is still far more famous than Simpson! And I HATE Spear’s music, acting, or anything else she has done!

  7. 7 Christina X May 17th, 2008 at 4:55 am

    Just like her fellow peers who try too hard to be taken seriously, Ashlee Simpson’s probably jumping on the “anticelebrity” bandwagon until she gets that front cover on a men’s magazine whathaveyou, and pull an As*hole Lavigne by accepting an image she so vehemently felt so against when no-one was paying attention to her.

    I still think she’s much prettier than Jessica Simpson now though, despite the Myspace pout she’s been working for the camera since dating bandwagon bisexual and fellow opportunistic camwhore Pete Wentz.

  8. 8 wandablen May 17th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    i’ve been drawing cartoons of what ashlee and pete’s baby will look like, all nose and short legs

  9. 9 jlynn May 17th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    Really? I prefer Jessica. I don’t know, maybe it’s the original nose. Or at least I think it is…

  10. 10 Wheezer May 18th, 2008 at 8:46 am

    At least Ashlee nailed Twitney perfectly. Too bad the irony was lost on her. Maybe they’ll have a moderated debate/fight/resolution with fellow hack “Doctor” Phil so all the useful idiots of our sound-bite society can have some “entertainment.”

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