Comments on: Shotgun Bride Ashlee Simpson Calls Britney Spears ‘Trashy’

By: Wheezer

Wheezer — Sun, 18 May 2008 12:46:42 +0000

At least Ashlee nailed Twitney perfectly. Too bad the irony was lost on her. Maybe they’ll have a moderated debate/fight/resolution with fellow hack “Doctor” Phil so all the useful idiots of our sound-bite society can have some “entertainment.”

By: jlynn

jlynn — Sun, 18 May 2008 01:19:37 +0000

Really? I prefer Jessica. I don’t know, maybe it’s the original nose. Or at least I think it is…

By: wandablen

wandablen — Sat, 17 May 2008 23:33:07 +0000

i’ve been drawing cartoons of what ashlee and pete’s baby will look like, all nose and short legs

By: Christina X

Christina X — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:55:43 +0000

Just like her fellow peers who try too hard to be taken seriously, Ashlee Simpson’s probably jumping on the “anticelebrity” bandwagon until she gets that front cover on a men’s magazine whathaveyou, and pull an As*hole Lavigne by accepting an image she so vehemently felt so against when no-one was paying attention to her.

I still think she’s much prettier than Jessica Simpson now though, despite the Myspace pout she’s been working for the camera since dating bandwagon bisexual and fellow opportunistic camwhore Pete Wentz.

By: theboss

theboss — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:09:17 +0000

HA! Sounds to me like someone wishes they could get as much attention! She wishes she had Spear’s fame, even thought she isn’t working that much now, she is still far more famous than Simpson! And I HATE Spear’s music, acting, or anything else she has done!

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:55:13 +0000

Wow. You gotta hand it to those Cocknies.

By: The Oversneer

The Oversneer — Thu, 15 May 2008 02:45:28 +0000

Actually, it’s a bit of “Cockney rhyming slang” that’s popular in the East end of London. “Brienty Spears” rhymes with “beers,” so Brit-Brit has become synonymous with ale. My personal favorite example of this is the slang “raspberry,” which means a “phphtphthtttt” — and was originally Cockney slang for “Raspberry tarts, which rhymes with “farts.” No, I’m not making that up.

By: jlynn

jlynn — Thu, 15 May 2008 01:12:40 +0000

I didn’t know what “too many Britney Spears” meant either. Thanks!
And that top is trashy.

By: SailorAlphaCentauri

SailorAlphaCentauri — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:36:33 +0000

It is a bit of the pot calling the kettle stupid. Britney may be a (recovering) mess now, but she didn’t have to run to the altar to make sure her child would be legit. God, what a no-talent bitch.

By: Hurricane

Hurricane — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:03:35 +0000

Another no talent ugly slut. Geez, I’m getting fed up with them. Where are the hot talented whores when you need them? Are they not trendy anymore?