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May
08

Madonna and Child: Tips on How to Raise Bratty Kids

madonna_britney_spears.jpgMadonna defended Britney Spears this week, saying her poor judgment and crazy antics can be traced back to years of bad parenting.

“I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that she was never allowed to have a childhood,” Madonna told the BBC in an interview that aired Tuesday. “She didn’t get to grow up and make mistakes privately and try things out and just be a kid and be innocent. She’s been watched, judged and been under a microscope since she’s been a teenager. It’s hard to evolve that way.”

So how does Madonna raise her own kids? By giving them lots of a.) abandonment issues, and b.) toys.

Asked if they give her a hard time for working so much, Madonna says, “Yeah! ‘When are you coming home?’ ‘Why are you always working?’ ‘Why can’t you just be like a normal mom?’ I just remind them about all the things that they have, and that if I didn’t do what I did they wouldn’t have those things.”

I’m glad that the Ritchie kids are turning out so well.


11 Responses to “Madonna and Child: Tips on How to Raise Bratty Kids”


  1. 1 Hurricane May 15th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    The ho could stop working and still be set for the next three generations. What a lame ass excuse to tell her kids.

  2. 2 Pastafarian May 15th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Is that Britney Spears in that pic? Boy she used to be hot huh.

  3. 3 Rocko May 15th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    She also kissed Christina Aguilera during the performance but everyone focused on Britney Spears. I never did get that.

  4. 4 Ben May 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Pretty, expensive things are better than a Mommy baby, you know that…

  5. 5 Patrick of Atlantis May 15th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    I remember the book review of Madonna’s book ‘SEX’ by James J. Kilpatrick. He wrote that of the myriad of photos, she was smiling in only three of them. He went on to describe her as a “middle-aged whore”. I wonder if her kids must call her “Mommy dearest”.

  6. 6 katie May 16th, 2008 at 12:17 am

    i agree rocko — and yes pasta that is britney in that pic. that was in 2003 i believe

  7. 7 Morgan May 16th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    It kills me how many people don’t get the sarcasm that is clearly dripping from the comments in the posts.

  8. 8 Kurt Vile May 16th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    “She also kissed Christina Aguilera during the performance but everyone focused on Britney Spears. I never did get that.”

    It’s because the moment she kissed Britney they cut to Justin Timberlake, who I guess they were hoping would burst into flame or start masturbating or something. Instead, his reaction was more like “yeah, and?” and was a complete non-event.

  9. 9 abdolali bahraini May 17th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    i live iran and love music and art i very very very love madonna and please give me very sex hot porn images madonna- very love show me

  10. 10 Anonymous May 19th, 2008 at 1:50 am

    “i live iran and love music and art i very very very love madonna and please give me very sex hot porn images madonna- very love show me”

    WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

  11. 11 Pastafarian May 19th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Now THAT is some serious Engrish.

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