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08

Ashlee and Pete: Officially Married, Preggers

By Holly Won't
Categories: Bad Boys & Girls and Musicians

ashlee_pete_pool.jpgAshlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got married on Saturday in a ceremony near Santa Barbara, Calif.

Interestingly enough, the couple reportedly announced at the Alice in Wonderland-themed wedding reception that Ashlee is three months along in that pregnancy rumor Wentz kept decrying as a “witch hunt.”

According to OK! magazine:

One wedding VIP who definitely won’t be boozing it up tonight is the bride, who sources tell OK! finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception.

Gives a whole new meaning to “through the rabbit hole.”

(Ew, I just grossed myself out.)

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6 Responses to “Ashlee and Pete: Officially Married, Preggers”

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  1. 1 Hurricane May 19th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Eh- I’ve seen better looking lesbian couples in my time.

  2. 2 AndrewGurn May 19th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    Who wears a fedora in a swimming pool?

  3. 3 Pastafarian May 19th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    I bet Frank Sinatra would wear a fedora in a swimming pool.

  4. 4 Morgan May 19th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    Frank Sinatra was cool enough to pull off a fedora in a swimming pool.

    Asslee definitely is NOT.

  5. 5 Celebrity is for brain dead people! May 19th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Marriage, then kids.

    Call me crazy, but you know what I like to in a pool? Swim! Swim or litter Baby Ruth candy bars.

  6. 6 Christina X May 21st, 2008 at 3:33 am

    They’re so edgy, alternative, and anti-Hollywood in that posed photo.

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