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Fergie Blows on The Today Show

fergie_today_show.jpgFergie went on The Today Show this morning to perform her rendition of Heart’s “Barracuda.” (Btw, I rock that song on Guitar Hero. Dun-da-da-dun-da-da-dun DA DA! But I digress.)

And then in front of a Rockefeller Plaza audience comprised of parents and children, she faux-fellated her guitarist. Rock on!

But you know what her charitable cause is? Um, teaching kids about safe sex.

Back in February:

Singer Fergie took to the stage at a New York high school on Tuesday to teach students about AIDS prevention and safe sex. The Black Eyed Peas star, who was once addicted to crystal methamphetamine, urged the 10th graders at Murry Bergtraum High School to never allow themselves to be pressurized into sex without a condom.

She told the assembled 15-year-olds, “In high school I cheated on my boyfriends — whatever! (But) do you really want that person who’s just going to like you if you have unprotected sex?”

Speaking after the event, Fergie added, “It’s about building self-esteem. That’s what it’s going to take for young people to have protected sex. They have to stick to their guns.”

There’s nothing like pretending to cheat on your fiancé with a skeevy bandmate on national television to really drive that point home.

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21 Responses to “Fergie Blows on <em>The Today Show</em>”


  1. 1 Pastafarian May 20th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    I don’t know why people think she’s ugly. I think she’s hot. And I usually despise drug addicts. Ex or otherwise. But man did you see that guitarist? Thats a long way from rock stars I’m familiar with.

  2. 2 Holly Won't May 20th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    The chubster in the pink tie? Yeah.

  3. 3 Pastafarian May 20th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Maybe he outghta talk to Michael Palinko. He’s livin’ his dream. He’s 49, and playing in a band. And he owes it all to Bowflex. Chubby would only need 30 minutes a day.

  4. 4 weyes May 20th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    sorry, but that was hardly faux-fellating. i hate fergie, but this is some serious embellishment and overreaction.

  5. 5 Jenn May 20th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    I agree with Weyes - embellished somewhat. But holy crap that was some terrible singing. She is awful - seriously awful

  6. 6 Rocko May 20th, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    The best part of that video is the old white dude they get on film laughing during the performance. She doesn’t have the pipes for this song, the band practically drowns her out which may be a good thing. But that made me want to listen to the original so there goes a silver lining.

  7. 7 Kas May 21st, 2008 at 12:01 am

    I with Jenn and Weyes, all though the singing is just awful you can hardly call that “faux fellating”. You puritan! We are in the jungle baby.

  8. 8 katie May 21st, 2008 at 2:45 am

    i think she looks like bret michaels.. just putting this out there. lol and how did she score that fiance of hers?!

  9. 9 Chronic Malanga May 21st, 2008 at 9:25 am

    I didn’t see this performance, nor am I a big fan of a solo Fergie, but I really don’t get why people always say she is ugly, or looks like a tranny. I can see the Bret Michaels comparison, but then Bret looks like a girl, especially now that he’s had a lot of work done, but I think Fergie is very pretty. I’m not into women, but there are certainly uglier out there in the entertainment industry, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst being the first to pop up in my mind.

  10. 10 Pastafarian May 21st, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Because I think she’s hot in no way means I want to have sex with Brett Michaels. Does it?

  11. 11 Morgan May 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Um .. I think it was one million times creepier when she was crawling on the ground and moaning in front of the 8 year olds in the front of the audience that probably went there to hear one of .. Oh, I don’t know .. HER HITS?!

    The mothers behind them look slightly horrified.

    Disclaimer: I use the term ‘hits’ lightly. This in no way reflects my enjoyment, or support, of Fergie, as an ‘artist’ (again, loosely based).

  12. 12 jlynn May 21st, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Yeah, she wasn’t “faux-fellating” but she was grinding on the floor near his genitals and writhing around on the ground a whole lot. But Hannah Montana is a bad influence. Who takes thier kids to see Fergie anyways?
    And those cartwheels are lame. Its only cute when little girls do it.

  13. 13 Pastafarian May 21st, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    So when I do cart wheels it’s stupid? Man that is so not fair.

  14. 14 maxi May 21st, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    do you pick articles from the superficial? that site is retarded

  15. 15 Sally May 21st, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    i thought the cartwheels were really neat
    and she wasn’t “faux-fellating” — she kneeled near the guy’s leg. Big whoop. she wasn’t even facing him
    you dirty minds

  16. 16 Fergie May 22nd, 2008 at 8:46 am

    You mean when I do cartwheels I look stupid? That is so not fair. And I’m beautiful. Leave me alone, bitches. Or I’ll pee.

  17. 17 iona May 24th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Her arm looks gross in that photograph. So many wrinkles.

  18. 18 Gatofeo May 25th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Oh myyyy gawwdddd!
    She’s not fit to wipe the dirt off Ann Wilson’s shoes!
    Fergie is a no-talent skank; always has been. She only got where she is because she’s somewhat attractive (to fellow meth, pot and crackheads but not those of us who are sober and have taste), promulgated a “bad girl” image (which gets you media attention) and slept her way to the dregs of music (hip-hop and rap).
    I’ve heard better voices in high school talent shows.
    She’s a nasty lil, no-talent skank that — perhaps — people are finally waking up to realize.

  19. 19 niki May 26th, 2008 at 4:50 am

    Oh fergie, why.
    As far as her looks, its amazing to me how she can look really hot in her music videos. Her eyes,lips,face structure, but in real life she just looks off.
    Maybe the tanning is catching up with her. (People it always does, stay the f*ck out of the sun if you dont want your looks going down hill at 29ish and beyond, just look at supermodel marrisa miller,shes only 29 and with that sun damage she looks like shes 35-36.)

    I dont know fergy, I think you can dance good and sing pretty good but not to baracuda. And stop crawling around on the floor like your in heat. Sex sells but your way over doing it and trying WAY to hard to look hot. Its making you look kinda desperate to hang on.

  20. 20 Double_Bagger May 27th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Doped up ugly whore with not even the slightest hint of a brain.

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