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May
08

Heather Mills to Release Book on Veganism

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Heather Mills seems like the last person who should write a book about living a stress-free life (Tip #1: Don’t marry gold-digging whores who then commandeer the media attention for years when the divorce hits the fan), but so it goes.

I guess with her meal ticket out of the picture, she needs the money, and the divorce settlement barred her from writing a tell-all book about her life with Sir Paul.

So she came up with this instead: The 64-page publication, Get Wealthy Healthy With Heather, will promote her tips for reducing stress in your life, including switching to a vegan diet.

No word yet on whether rat’s milk will receive its day in the sun. Because it’s so vegan and all.

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7 Responses to “Heather Mills to Release Book on Veganism”


  1. 1 Morgan May 20th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    I really despise her face.

    Vomit.

  2. 2 katie May 20th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    rats milk.. good god!!

  3. 3 Chronic Malanga May 20th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    I can’t imagine who would buy this.

  4. 4 Pastafarian May 20th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    I might put up with a gold digging whore if I actually had some gold to dig. I don’t even have a shovel.

  5. 5 Christina X May 21st, 2008 at 3:31 am

    I’ve noticed this, but it seems incredibly laughable that some of the most miserable, mean-spirited, petty people in Hollywood are coincidentally “vegan”, and most vocal at that.

    Heather Mills is one of the biggest f*cking gold-diggers and backstabbers in Hollywood. What, does she think that joining some inherently “moral” cause will redeem her image as one of the most cold-blooded, manipulative, soul-sucking whores in the entertainment business with her oh-so-righteous lifestyle? For as poorly as she treats human beings, she might as well light little animals on fire and watch them suffer.

  6. 6 Chronic Malanga May 21st, 2008 at 9:30 am

    Christina X, I think that the reason these vegan celebrities are so nasty and mean is because they are dying for a cheeseburger. ;)

  7. 7 jose May 21st, 2008 at 11:47 am

    she’s got to be my ex missing sister from childhood.miserable,gold-

    digger,backstabber,mean spirited whore,the only diference is my ex is a professional home wrecker (hm=er)

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