And speaking of not keeping your clothes on…

The lone brunette on The Hills was totally not looking for attention when she posed for those nudie shots (NSFW photos here), sent them to Playboy, got rejected, and then went on a MTV faux-reality show where everything is scripted, right down to where they go for brunch.

Audrina tells Vegas magazine:

“I am not an attention whore. I’m not going to release naked photos of myself just to get attention. I’d rather get different attention and be respected.”

And also:

Clearing the air, Patridge said the first round of photos, which show her topless in several backdrops, “were never supposed to be seen.” And the second round, released shortly after the first set hit the Internet, the photographer misrepresented what he intended to do.

“He was like, ‘Let’s just do these, it’ll be like a Maxim thing,’” she said of them. But it was the public’s reaction to the photos that surprised her. “People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”

I can’t believe I’m about to defend Maxim, but has she ever picked up a copy? Those shots belong nowhere in there. And I’m not convinced it’s really better to be gullible than it is to try to make it big with your obviously fake boobs.