And speaking of not keeping your clothes on…
The lone brunette on The Hills was totally not looking for attention when she posed for those nudie shots (NSFW photos here), sent them to Playboy, got rejected, and then went on a MTV faux-reality show where everything is scripted, right down to where they go for brunch.
“I am not an attention whore. I’m not going to release naked photos of myself just to get attention. I’d rather get different attention and be respected.”
And also:
Clearing the air, Patridge said the first round of photos, which show her topless in several backdrops, “were never supposed to be seen.” And the second round, released shortly after the first set hit the Internet, the photographer misrepresented what he intended to do.
“He was like, ‘Let’s just do these, it’ll be like a Maxim thing,’” she said of them. But it was the public’s reaction to the photos that surprised her. “People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
I can’t believe I’m about to defend Maxim, but has she ever picked up a copy? Those shots belong nowhere in there. And I’m not convinced it’s really better to be gullible than it is to try to make it big with your obviously fake boobs.
You’re right Holly, those are not Maxim type photos. And I’m pretty sure she’s lying about her breasts.
I hate to break this to her, but the only way I’m paying attention is if she’s naked. I don’t really even know who she is. Is she from that musical family from the 70’s?
She played the skin flute on that show from what I remember.
I was waving my junk around the supermarket the other day and when I got confronted by the police I told them that my junk was never supposed to be seen. They let me go.
What’s the big deal with whether boobs are real, or fake? If I can touch ‘em, they’re real.
she is not an attention whore? Well let’s not give her any more attention then. Just turn our backs and shun her.
She may have thought the photographer was going to airbrush her nipples away, “a Maxim thing” is synonymous with photoshopping right?
And her mistake in sending those pics to Playboy was not being blond.
Hahahahahaha Does she actually think her boobs looks or seem in any way real??? Does she really expect people to believe that those boobs are not fake!!!! whoaaaa she needed a better doctor than the one she got! those are the fakiest looking breasts I’ve seen in my life!
“Well let’s not give her any more attention then. Just turn our backs and shun her.”
SHUUUUUUN! Shun the attention whore! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
I had to…
yeah no kidding, her boobs look totally fake in the picture of her in the green bikini.. one looks totally bigger than the other, like it’s popping out! ew! did her and heidi share the same plastic surgon?? their boobs look like a water damaged ceiling! hahaha soooo gross
I never even watched the show, and I can’t stand this broad.
I am so sick and f*cking tired of these rich, trashy, nameless, vapid bimbos getting naked, caught, and laughed at and using “OMG IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR” as a defense.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t give a rat’s ass if a woman poses naked or screws on tape; I’m not a prude, and it’s their prerogative. It’s the fact that these women pose in tasteless photos and when they surface to the general public, there’s ALWAYS a f*cking sob story behind it.
And what irritates me even worse are that people actually stupid/gullible enough to believe them. I’m sure this stupid twit’s going to get her own show on E! too, because just like Paris Hilton and Kim Kartrash—excuse me—Kardashian, it was, like, a total accident until they find a way to capitalize off of it, then suddenly act all proud of it.
Second of all, I heard her telling another story to E! News talking about how “she was just young and stupid and underestimated the consequences” and the good old-fashioned lie recycled by her other braindead peers: “They were completely tasteful! For real!”…Well, if they were so tasteful, why would you be ashamed of them? If they were meant to be artsy, why would they be considered a mistake? Backpeddle much?
She then credits herself yet again too much of being a role model for young women with her apology, you know, the ever-so-sincere “I hope other girls who so totally wish they were me don’t make the same mistake I do!” speech.
Remember, young girls, never post nude photos online—and get caught after everyone knows who you are.
Audrina Patridge is sorry she got caught.
Dont care if they are real of fake, ugly either way.
wow