For months, Paris Hilton has tried to put on a brave face ever since her grandfather Barron Hilton had the audacity to commit 97% of his huge fortune to charity.
Speaking of her rich grandpa, the older Hilton sister shrugged off the bad news that she and her siblings have been all but completely written out of their portion of Conrad Hilton’s $2.3 billion fortune, saying, “It won’t affect me anyway.”
Her take will still be roughly $5 mil, which should be enough to keep her in the clubs at least until she’s 29.
But Drunken Stepfather found this clip of Paris on a British news program, promoting her new skanky perfume Can Can.
In it, a reporter asks if her grandfather’s announcement came as a surprise. She gives a stony glare and then asks a producer to move the interview along to the next question.
If she wants to keep up the pretense of being a world-traveling do-gooder, maybe she can muster up some enthusiasm that the less-fortunate will get some of her grandfather’s moolah.
In keeping with my ape theme for the day, she has the limbs of a spider monkey. Can’t you just imagine her haulin’ ass through the jungle canopy? Rarely coming down except to get water. Or booze. Whichever.
She and Lindsay Lohan are almost tied in the stupidity competition, but I think Paris is winning.
$5 M is much more than a huge percentage of the rest of the world could ever hope to inherit, but you can’t expect a 4-year-old to realize that.
I hope that girl never reproduces.
Maybe her grandfather decided to take what would have been her share of the estate and put into trust in order to build the half-way house she promised to established.
After all, he seems to care somewhat about not tarnishing the Hilton (brand)name.
P.S. She has announced that she want to have a baby in 2009 because she’s too busy to have one in 2008.
I’ll argue that point, Leah. Paris is a worthless skankbag, but at least she “works.” (Yeah, yeah, it made me a little ill to type that.) Lindsay had a face that the camera loved and enough talent to capitalise on it, and she traded it all in for drugs and the Hollywood party circuit. She’s unemployable now, which is just tragic.
KurtVile: If by working, you mean that PH hogs the camera, gets paid to party, slaps her name on products she did not craft, then yes she “works.” However, Lohan also “works” by doing photo spreads for magazines and other endorsements.
Both of them are still a waste of oxygen.
Kurt Vile, I would agree entirely with your comment on Lindsay if you hadn’t said that it’s tragic. Lindsay would be tragic if she hadn’t had every opportunity to make herself employable again and hadn’t blown each and every chance. I don’t feel sorry for that.
Paris does “work”… ew, that did turn my stomach to type as well, and she’ll be fine without grandpa’s money, but that it bothers her really puts a smile on my face because I cannot stand her. The idea of her having a baby in ‘09, or ever is just… frightening. You’d think she has enough living accessories to tote around.
I just love seeing Paris looking like an ass. Every time it puts a smile on my face and makes me think were all going to be ok. It’s the little things, ya know.
How dare anyone criticize Paris. She works. She’s done “leg spreads” to develop her marketable image. She’s a capable business woman, and she has an endearing personality. She’s “up” most of the time, and I’ll bet she’s fun to be around. She is really a “self-made” woman, who did it without using her family’s wealth. More power to her. She’s a comet lighting the sky as she passes through this vale of tears. Paris, I find you charming and endearing. Naysayers, get a life of your own.
I know Paris. She is a giving and caring girl. Anybody who would disparage such a fine woman needs to have their head examined. She is fine wth her inheritance and soon hopes to set up a charity of her own.
A comet lighting the sky as she passes through this vale of tears? I rolled my eyes so hard my left one popped out of it’s socket.
I’ve never typed the “word” LOL before in my life, but I might have to on this one.
i APPLUAD her grandfather for giving 97% of his fortune to the well, less fourtunate. paris is a mess, we all know that and her brother who is 18 years old, got a DUI a few months ago. i suppose nicky is the only normal one. when you have grandchildren acting like s***, why would they get any money? i think the grandfather made a good decision. and oh no, paris will have to be like normal
ok sorry i accidently pressed enter when i wasn’t done haha i meant to say: paris will have to be like NORMAL people and actually work for her money. wowwwww!
annnnnd i just realized i spelled applaud wrong. ok i’m done here haha
Actually, she will get a lot less than $5mil. Three percent of $2.3 billion leaves just under $7 million to be split amongst ALL his heirs. ROFLMAO!!!
Ok, yeah she works. But the only reason she works is because of who she is and of course where she came from. If she was just another average person, she couldn’t market the crap she does. To say she is a capable business woman is an overstatement. She is NOT a self made woman, she’s just fortunate to have been born into a rich and well known family. Too bad she hasn’t done anything good for it. People criticize and disparage Paris because of the “marketable image” she has created for herself. She did that to herself.
Hey one knife, 3% of $2.3 billion is $69 million. I bet even Paris has enough math skills to figure that out. LOL
Paris hasn’t taken any of her family’s money since she turned 18, she earns all her money. She’s only 27, and she’s written 2 books, made CDs, she has a line of hand bags, shoes, clothing, perfume, and starred on an award winning TV show. She’ll do just find without granspa’s money. She has talent, class, grace, and never says anything mean or bad about anyone. Also, she doesn’t offer lame opinions on political and social issues. She’s very hard working, and a great role model.
Bruce wrote:
Bruce’s IP address comes from the University of Pennsylvania, which is (sadly) an Ivy League college.
I weep for the future.
Paris is a sexy, slim, young spoil female that has a lot of free time to burn. She has been given a chance to party like she wants, when ever and how ever she pleases. Her mind is open like a drop top sports car flying down the highways of freedom with no brakes, but with only a reality check to slow her down. She (for right now) can afford to do so at her own expense. Would any one of you (us) like to change places with her for 2yeas? Hate if you must, but trust me i would. That would give me a chance to turn a life around.
Bruce
May 27th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Paris hasn’t taken any of her family’s money since she turned 18, she earns all her money. She’s only 27, and she’s written 2 books, made CDs, she has a line of hand bags, shoes, clothing, perfume, and starred on an award winning TV show. She’ll do just find without granspa’s money. She has talent, class, grace, and never says anything mean or bad about anyone. Also, she doesn’t offer lame opinions on political and social issues. She’s very hard working, and a great role model.
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Yes, paris is a great role model…if you think being a leg spread slut making porno movies, doing blow, lying about her substance taking on national TV, living off of her family name, not actually doing anything that’s not leeching off of the name hilton or not contributing one single thing to society are things to be modeled. If this woman has a thought go through her head that didn’t involve putting herself at the center of media attention, it would still be the shortest trip in america.
By the way, she has nothing to do with the development or creating of shoes, bags, perfumes or anthing creative; others do the work and she just puts her name on it. She hasn’t written a single thing; she’s had ghost writers write them, because, as a high school dropout who was failing all her classes, it’s doubtful she can spell. Also, her “music” is universally known as a total & complete joke, and her “award winning TV show” has also been universally panned as some of the most insipid & braindead stupidity ever foisted on TV viewers. The bottom line here is, she’s a drugged up braindead herpes infected slut, and is a TERRIBLE role model. Hopefully, she’ll get married & will disappear; that’d be really nice…