Your Ad Here
Gossip BlogAds Network Bargain BlogAds Network

Archive for May 29th, 2008

29
May

Tyra Banks: Cover Girl and Total Narcissist

tyra_banks_nytmcover.jpgTyra nabbed the cover article of this week’s New York Times Magazine mainly to talk about how she’s the next Oprah.

According to the New York Times, the article “goes inside the world of Tyra Banks — ex-cover girl, ex-Victoria’s Secret model and the reigning star of two popular TV shows, ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and ‘The Tyra Banks Show’ — learn how the 34-year old entrepreneur turned herself into a brand.”

“I think I was put on this earth to instill self-esteem in young girls,” says Tyra.

Reeeeeeeally.

Let’s for a minute ignore the fact this is an absurd statement given her hosting duties on ANTM, where every week there’s some commentary on how contestants are too fat/too thin/too drag-queeny/too short/too ethnic/not ethnic enough/too edgy/too commercial.

But Cele|bitchy did some investigative reporting a few weeks ago after the German mother of an 11-year-old girl came forward with claims that Tyra misled her before they came on The Tyra Banks Show.

The daughter, Linda, wishes to pursue a modeling career and went on the show thinking she would receive career advice from the former Victoria Secret queen bee. Not really how it went down, though.

To summarize: Linda had taken some photos patterned after poses she had seen on America’s Next Top Model. Tyra viewed these photos as inappropriate, calling them “bait” for pedophiles, and that’s when the berating began:

Claudia asked Tyra for modeling advice for her daughter and she said she wouldn’t help her due to those photos. Then Claudia and Linda got shooed off stage as people were booing and were put in a car to go home. They were not allowed to meet with Tyra before or after the show for a photo and Linda didn’t even get an autograph to take home. Linda cried all the way home.

Nice, right? I’m sure Linda feels really, really good about herself now.

29
May

PETA is UnBearable. Soap Stars are Just Dumb.

buckingham-palace-guards.jpgGotta love PETA. Just gotta love ‘em. Well, not really.

One of the animal rights group’s more obscure pressure campaigns involves trying to convince the Queen of England to give up the natural black-bear fur hats that Buckingham Palace guards have worn for 200 years. Because — y’know — British monarchs have always responded so well to public pressure from nitwits.

Are black bears endangered? Nope. The species covers most of North America. And black bear populations are growing in Canada, where Her Majesty’s funny hats come from.

So what’s the big deal? PETA hates people who wear fur. And they’ll praise anyone who parrots back the anti-fur party line. Even if they’re wearing leather while they do it.

This is fun.

Meet Michael Le Vell, a British actor who has played the part of Kevin Webster on the popular soap opera Coronation Street since 1983. PETA has their hooks in half the cast of this soap, who are now calling on the Ministry of Defence to get rid of the aforementioned real fur hats.

peta-fur-leather-oops.jpg

Le Vell showed up to the photo-shoot in a leather jacket. PETA promoted the picture anyway. If there’s a moral to this story it’s that perhaps cows and bears ought to be protected species. But soap-opera actors and animal activists should be culled as quickly as possible.

My favorite quote from this whole Battle Royale came from British Lieutenant Colonel Peter Dick-Peter (yes, that’s his real name …), who complained to the BBC about the fake-fur substitute that PETA recommended. “It looks like a ’60s Beatle wig.” I have to agree.

29
May

Woody Harrelson Has Lost His Damn Mind

woody_harrelson.jpgHe lives in a farming village in Hawaii where there are no shops and everyone uses solar power. A committed vegan, he eats mostly raw foods. He goes through a ton of weed, which may be his biggest carbon emission because his car runs on biodiesel fuel.

Now Woody Harrelson wants to take it to the next level: a forty-day fast during which he does nothing but surf all day. And probably smoke a lot of drugs.

“I know it’s going to be really hard,” the Kingpin actor says. “But can you imagine it? Eating nothing for 40 days? Swimming and surfing every day in a remote place? Where does the mind go?”

It goes away, probably.

Honestly, this plan is so extreme that I can’t help but respect it. And wait for the epic failure. Harrelson, I’m watching.

29
May

Just Confirmation of What Everyone Knew Was Going to Happen

simpson_clooney.jpgA two-fer, actually.

The witch hunt is over: newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirmed on their website yesterday that there is indeed a bun in her oven.

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

Or until the photo deal was inked. Whichever came first.

Also, George Clooney just dumped that girlfriend who had the poor sense to praise and then mildly criticize the man in Harper’s Bazaar. His palatial estate has room for only one ego there, Sarah, and it does not tolerate spotlight-sharing.




May 2008
M T W T F S S
« Apr   Jun »
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031  
Bookmark and Share
About Deceiver
CafePress

people like you crave deceiver

  • "When it comes to rounding up John Edwards news and links, I can’t hope to compete with Deceiver."Mickey Kaus, Slate

  • "Thank you for your awesome posts. Deceiver is by far the best new blog I discovered this year."Yeeeah!

  • "I love you. This site is like Dlisted if MK read newspapers."  – reader Nanners

  • "Thank you for having the balls to cut through the spin and hype" – reader Kim Hee

  • "OH … MY … GOD … Can I come and work for you people?" – reader Spengman

  • "There must be some hardcore vegans running this site" – reader David

  • "It is nice to get intellectual about something that really has no bearing on anyone’s life"Normality Restored

  • "Another blog filled with the angry ramblings of the jealous and envious" – reader wfc123 at Metafilter

  • "Interesting that most of the hypocrisy comes from popular and attractive women" – reader Joey at Metafilter

  • "Our new guilty pleasure blog"BigHeadDC

  • "Love your site btw, i’m so through with all that nasty perez-like gossip based on nothing
" – reader Nathalie

  • "How did I ever live without the keen insights and cutting observations of Deceiver!? And I mean that sincerely... I love your blog. " – reader Teresa

  • "Deceiver.com is our newest obsession" – reader Judi

  • "I don't visit Perez Hilton anymore. I like Deceiver for the solid content, and the lack of spelling errors. Deceiver has a head on their shoulders, whereas Perez Hilton just has head!" – reader Stella