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08

Steven Tyler Dreams On

steven_tyler.jpegSteven Tyler took a page from the Kirsten Dunst playbook and came up with this bullcrap excuse for his recent rehab stay: his feet hurt.

No, seriously.

“The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time,” Tyler says in a statement released Thursday. “The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.”

According to the statement, Tyler was treated at the center after a series of surgeries and post-operative physical therapy “to correct long-time foot injuries resulting from his trademark athletic performance onstage.”

He checked into the Las Encinas Hospital drug clinic in Pasadena two weeks ago. The clinic is where VH1’s Celebrity Rehab’s psychiatrist Dr. Drew Pinsky works.

In an ironic twist, Dr. Drew was the one who taught me that you can’t go to rehab without being an addict. To wit:

“You cannot be admitted to a chemical dependency center in California without meeting the criteria, without being chemically dependent.”

And really, when you’re Steven Effing Tyler, you don’t get the benefit of the doubt.

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6 Responses to “Steven Tyler Dreams On”


  1. 1 db Jun 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 am

    I think this is code for .. my foot hurt so bad I got back on the pills and spun out of control. The mind of drug addicts and former drug addicts justifies things quite differently.

  2. 2 jlynn Jun 2nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    I always thought foot pain was the type of thing you went to a doctor for, silly me!

  3. 3 jewels Jun 2nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    “I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet.”

    umm wouldn’t his villa in some far off exotic location suffice?

  4. 4 Leah Jun 2nd, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    He is just so… repulsive….

  5. 5 turner Jun 2nd, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    well look at the positive, at least he knows its humiliating to go to rehab after the age of 100

  6. 6 Charlene Aug 28th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Hey Everyone,

    Say and think what you will about Steven Tyler. He ROCKS!!! Always did… Always WILL. What I would (wouldn’t) do to see him and Aerosmith again. I wish they’d perform their “Greatest Hits” album. I would love to hear him sing and scream on live. Drugs…yea he did them. Get over it. Listen to his talent. Appreciate his intelligence. There is quiet alot of it.

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