Remember when Kirstie Alley got fired from Jenny Craig for regaining all that weight she very publicly lost?
And then remember when she said that wasn’t the reason at all and everyone was so mean about it and really it was because she was going to start her own weight-loss program, to debut in 2009?
Let’s just say that’s on hold for the time being.
Just while she polishes off a KFC Variety Bucket, a full rack of ribs, that vat of mashed potatoes, a trough of Ben & Jerry’s Whirled Peace, and an entire Jonas Brother to wash it down.
For the record, just to clarify, I think Jenny Craig was hypocritical to fire someone for regaining weight on their completely unsustainable plan of eating crap food for life.
That said, never take weight-loss advice from someone as wide as a Hummer.
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Man. What happened to the smokin’ hot Kirstie Alley from “Runaway” in 1982-ish? I can’t even make fun of her anymore since her pics were such an integral “part” of my adolescence.
http://members.aol.com/impman/kirstie.jpg
C’mon I was like 13.
Um, did it ever occur to any one that she is doing this on purpose so she can then lose the weight again to promote her OWN weight loss ’system’? But what do you expect from one so outspoken on the benefits of a dangerous CULT. She is disgusting & makes me sick. Maybe her program should include pictures like this of her…they are enough to kill anyone’s appetite.
She’s not wearin’ one of them Mormon dresses, is she?
Chris (Yeah, I know, those people in the colored clothes are Fundamental LDS, not regular crazy Mormons)
She needs to get off her Scientolo-butt and go to the gym. Somehow getting fat does not strike me as a good way to promote a weight-loss program. Unless, of course, she’s using reverse-psychology and she’s really implementing a weght-gain program for stick-thins trolls who call themselves actresses. They, and we, know who they are.
So that’s why Scientologists get so upset when you ask them about Xenu. They’re sad because she ATE him. By accident. With a side of fries and hush puppies. And a 50-gallon drum of sweet tea.
I know this is whiny and I’ll probably take flack, but I feel bad for her.
People are really, really catty and shallow, and I don’t blame her for caving to the pressure of being thin. Vanity is unavoidable in society. Being someone who is currently stuggling with her own weight, I also tend to yo-yo in size.
Force feeding yourself to eat stuff you don’t like and lying to yourself that you enjoy these foods ALL THE TIME usually catalyzes periods of eating *too much* of your favorite foods when you go off the diet. That’s probably what happened to her, because I don’t care about what those scripted testimonials tell you, “diet” food hardly ever tastes like the original fattening version.
I’m kinda with Christina X on this one. I’ve never eaten any of the Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers foods, but from what I have seen, it looks nasty. I wouldn’t doubt that Kirstie was completely binging in between promoting this Jenny Craig stuff. While I can understand why they fired her, because one’s spokesperson should be able to hack the cardboard food and show the benefits of eating it, I think that Kirstie’s big mistake was announcing to the world that she was going to do her own diet program. She probably only said it to get people off her back and to appear confident in the face of getting sacked, and it’s backfiring on her now.
Christina X, you are right! And with Jenny Craig, you eat THEIR food, you don’t learn how to eat normal food in a healthy way, so as soon as you stop their program, you gain. Kirstie was probably always a fat girl stuck inside a thin girl’s body, and when she got older it caught up with her.
But, I also think that she’s just annoying as hell. Scientologists are weird, and that’s all there is to it. And she does look awful, but she could at least wear things that don’t make her look awful. Let’s nominate her for “What Not to Wear”!
I’ll definately take flack for this…I don’t care how heavy she is, I think Kirsty is still a hottie!
You should take flak for that.
What I love most about Kirstie is that she lies about how heavy she is. Right there, she looks close to 280 but she would probably tell people that she is 210lbs. When she went on Oprah and said she was 150, she looked closer to 180. Why not just be honest?
@Jemmy: popularity.