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08

Angelina Jolie Does Not Approve of Angelina Jolie

According to the wonderfully named Stupid Celebrities Gossip, Jolie has the following quote in next month’s Vanity Fair about her strained relationship with her dad, Jon Voight:

Angelina also said she had never been able to view her father’s oscar-winning performance in Coming Home.

“Because that was when my father left my mom, and the woman who he cheated on her with is in the film,” Jolie says.

Which is consistent with what she told Ann Curry on the Today Show back in 2005:

“To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.”

Yeah, what kind of a homewrecking slut would do a thing like that?

(Hat tip to Deceiver reader Sarah Brown)

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30 Responses to “Angelina Jolie Does Not Approve of Angelina Jolie”


  1. 1 Toubrouk Jun 4th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Pots and kettles, I guess.

  2. 2 Lisa Jun 4th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Not once but twice…remember Billy Bob, he was “dating/engaged to” Laura Dern when he married Angelina. I guess that makes her a “serial” hypocrite.

  3. 3 Pastafarian Jun 4th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Is Hollywood like high school with lots of money? It sure seems like it sometimes.

  4. 4 Justine Jun 4th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    But she’s a humanitarian now! That makes everything she did in her man-stealing past null.

    NOT!

  5. 5 Pastafarian Jun 4th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    If she was a real humanitarian she’d stop being in lame movies. Why not? I mean people could then pay me $20 million to be in movies no one sees. Is it because I’m not a sultry brunette? I can change!

  6. 6 Jenny Jun 4th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Why can’t Ang crawl into a hole with her tribe of gypsies and be incognito? They claim to want privacy yet they are everywhere? Other celebrities manage to do things under the radar yet everything she does is for public consumption. Hell, Beyonce managed to get married and not have one photo of the event leaked to the press.
    So, why is it that Ang can’t lead a private life? Because she is an attention whore of the worst kind. Growing up, she had a pretty bad personality disorder, which she appears to have gotten a tiny grasp on. Instead of cutting herself, she gives money away and adopts random child from all over the globe. One is better than the other but I am super sick of her hypocritical ass.

  7. 7 Agog! Jun 4th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    this site might be interesting if it didn’t stink so badly of bitterness and pompous self-righteousness. You know these so-called celebrities are just people — not deities, right?. if you’ve made the mistake of looking to them for divinity and have been let down by their ordinary, crappy humanity, that’s really your bad.
    They exist to be gawked at, to be consumed; if that offends you so much, then tune out. seems a more sensible strategy than obsessively recounting their “sins,” working yourself into a vitriolic, semi-psychotic lather (I’m talkin to you jenny! you sound downright unwell.)over perfect strangers who play no real role in your life. so weird.

  8. 8 Rocko Jun 4th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Wow! Nailed. I mean nailed like how Brad got them twins up in there. It doesn’t get any better than this.

  9. 9 Simon Scowl Jun 4th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    this site might be interesting if it didn’t stink so badly of bitterness and pompous self-righteousness.

    Could be!

  10. 10 Pastafarian Jun 4th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    I might be bitter, pompous, and self-righteous but the voices tell me it’s okay.

  11. 11 goree girls Jun 4th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Billy Bob had broken up with Laura Dern months before he and Angelina hooked up. Angelina, Brad and Jennifer have all said he didn’t cheat so what is your special problem?

  12. 12 Simon Scowl Jun 4th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    Angelina, Brad and Jennifer have all said he didn’t cheat

    Where was this?

  13. 13 miriam Jun 5th, 2008 at 1:01 am

    Simon Scowl and whomever is curious, just google “BRAD DIDN’T CHEAT” and tons of link about this topic will pop.
    When people are like Jenny, logic and common sence don’t enter her one track mind…

  14. 14 Simon Scowl Jun 5th, 2008 at 1:26 am

    Simon Scowl and whomever is curious, just google “BRAD DIDN’T CHEAT” and tons of link about this topic will pop.

    Okay. I see a bunch of people claiming that in blog comments. That’s it?

  15. 15 Christina X Jun 5th, 2008 at 1:50 am

    Oh, the ever so used jaded media whore complex: Angelina Ho-lie has daddy issues. Someone call the waaahmbulance.

    It seems that someone can dish it out but can’t take it. Obviously it’s okay to enable men to cheat, but when he cheats on you (you know he will if he doesn’t already), the world is supposed to stop turning. What’s the matter? Can’t handle the feeling the same way you’ve made Jennifer Aniston or Laura Dern feel when their husbands left them for you? I bet that deep down inside, Angelina Jolie knows that without her twat, she is nothing. She uses sex to get what she wants, but you know, what a great role she plays in society.

    This humanitarian schtick is nothing but to draw attention away from what she really is. I’m confused as to how you can damage someone emotionally, and claim that you’re out to save the world in the next breath when you treat people within your own community like dirt.

    And she can deny it to the press all she wants, but it’s a coincidence that several of years ago, the same exact thing happened involving the split between Laura Dern and Billy Bob Thornton. I’m glad someone pointed that out. Just because she wasn’t as well known back then and people generally don’t pay so much attention to Billy Bob Thornton doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, and why is it that almost every woman Brad Pitt has dated can’t stand him now?

    Oh, it must be because they’re all just jealous!!111!!! Every single gullible drone fan of Brangelina conclude with the same argument that everyone who dislikes the reptillian little brat is “just jealous”, which really says more about THEM than anything else.

    That’s right, I’m sure Jennifer Aniston’s kicking herself in the teeth because she never self-mutilated as a teen or f*cked everything on two legs to feel validated because daddy didn’t hug her enough. All you Angelina ass-suckers are so shallow it’s pathetic. Other than her gradually fading good looks (oops! I admit to not finding her that great looking anymore! I’m such a jealous old hen!), what’s there to envy? The cold and devoid personality? Her mediocre acting skills? Parental issues? Or the eating disorders? Screw off.

  16. 16 miriam Jun 5th, 2008 at 1:51 am

    No, they are NOT only in blog comments.

  17. 17 miriam Jun 5th, 2008 at 1:53 am

    Before Brad and Aniston finally split, and Angelina came in the picture, I don’t know how many rumors I read about their marital woes. I recall that when Brad was filming Ocean 11, the gossip were rampant about their impending sparation.

  18. 18 Simon Scowl Jun 5th, 2008 at 2:08 am

    No, they are NOT only in blog comments.

    Looked like it to me. If you’ve got a link, feel free to share it.

  19. 19 Chronic Malanga Jun 5th, 2008 at 4:25 am

    Angelina may be a homewrecker/hypocrite/attention whore, but I like her. That doesn’t mean I find her perfect in any way, but I do respect her humanitarian work whatever the reasons behind it. She’s doing more than 99% of the celebrities out there that get into the flavor of the month charity, then abandon it when it becomes boring. As for the infidelities, they say that this sort of behavior runs in families, so she is just like Daddy and hates that she is.

  20. 20 Pastafaian Jun 5th, 2008 at 8:45 am

    Why are people piling on Jenny?

  21. 21 kerri Jun 5th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    christina X….

    BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

  22. 22 Helena Jun 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    I’m not even a fan of her, but your logic completely fails because you don’t know what happened with Jennifer, Brad and Angelina. Move on.

  23. 23 Simon Scowl Jun 5th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Oh, I’m sure nothing happened…

  24. 24 katie Jun 6th, 2008 at 5:41 am

    i like how this site is written, it tells the true facts and not stupid BS. if people don’t like how it’s written or they don’t think it’s interesting.. then don’t come here. and i’m sick of hearing about angelina holie’s daddy issues. like you know, i’m real sorry but you’re not a saint either sweetheart. even if brad didn’t cheat (which i’m sure he did) he left jen for angelina and just moved in, next thing you know they were having kids. it’s just stupid!

  25. 25 Johnna Jun 6th, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    LOVE the christina X comment…just love it. I find Angelina Jolie’s movies more offensive than any aspect of her personal life. Tomb Raider? The Good Shepherd? Alexander?! Gone in Sixty Seconds?! A Mighty F*CKING Heart?!?! SPARE ME.

  26. 26 talitha Jun 7th, 2008 at 3:15 am

    Whether or not she was with Brad while he was still married, what she did was still wrong. If brad did not cheat then why divorce jennifer? I don’t believe in divorcing just cos you go through hard times, marriage is sacred. So either way Angelina love you baby but you moved in on a married man, don’t talk to magazines about how sweet lil ange could never cheat, no one’s buying it darling!!

  27. 27 Christina X Jun 7th, 2008 at 4:14 am

    Well, it’s just awfully suspicious to me that two people so vehemently denying they were involved with each other so hastily became an item (to the public) after the split.

    And celebrity gossip magazines ALWAYS alledge that couples are on the rocks, and in this case, they have been WAY before WonderTwit came along…what of it? The credibility of these sources are too poor to make justify the circumstances under which Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up. Some people’s failure to add two and two together are very concerning.

    And yeah Johanna- I know right? Angelina’s acting career isn’t that grand, or especially to the extent of where critics fawn over it. She’s a one dimensional actress who can’t play any other role except for the “tough badass vixen” or the movie flops like no-one’s business. She’s nothing but masturbatory fodder.

  28. 28 Christina X Jun 7th, 2008 at 4:19 am

    ^I’m not sure if that was sarcasm there, but I stand by statement. You may correct me if I’m wrong seeing as I’m not a huge movie buff, but I hardly saw previews for A Mighty Heart or The Good Shepherd for that matter. I assume that’s usually what happens when you don’t see many previews for a movie.

    And like I said, in Tomb Raider, Gone in Sixty Seconds, and Alexander, she plays the same role she always plays. So in a lot of her major roles, yeah, she isn’t all that versatile of an actress.

  29. 29 m Nov 11th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    the apple does not fall far from the tree angelina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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