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Feuding Lohans Vow Media Moratorium. Haha.

lohanfamily.jpgMay this blessed promise last longer than my iced latte.

At a circus of a press conference in New York, exes Dina and Michael Lohan—parents to Lindsay, Ali, and some other kids—have sworn they are done talking to the big bad media about their family.

“They really want the press to stay out of their lives,” said Eugene Russo, Dina’s lawyer. “They’re doing what’s in the best interest of the children. They would appreciate if they are allowed to participate in the childrens’ lives without the press.”

But what about her reality show? Or his? Are our prayers answered? Will the fetid pile that is Living Lohan be canceled only two weeks into its season?

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11 Responses to “Feuding Lohans Vow Media Moratorium. Haha.”


  1. 1 Scott F. Jun 4th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Anyone else get the feeling that they’re both covering their asses so when their shows get canceled, they can say it was their choice to stop filming for the ‘benefit of their children’? Yeah, fantastic parents these two.

  2. 2 Hurricane Jun 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    God, they all are just not good looking. Who wants to watch, listen, see, or breathe the same air as ugly people like these?

  3. 3 Jenn Jun 4th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    ‘they really want the press to stay our of their lives’. What a load of horse squeeze. Scott F. has it right.

  4. 4 Jenn Jun 4th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    I meant ‘keeping the press out of their lives’. Keeping the Lohans’ out of our lives proves difficult.

  5. 5 Anonymous Jun 4th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    I’m thinking the parents are now more popular than their meal ticket…er…Lindsay

  6. 6 Chronic Malanga Jun 4th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    I will have to see it to believe it.

  7. 7 Discordia Jun 4th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    They’re saving the bitch-fighting for her stupid TV show. It’s the only way to garner viewers and sponsors.

  8. 8 Rocko Jun 4th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    No better way to keep the media out of your life than holding a press conference to tell them you’re keeping them out of your life.

    “You guys stay out of our lives, we want our privacy! Now which camera do I look into?”

  9. 9 jlynn Jun 4th, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    don’t forget about his blog about her reality show.

  10. 10 Christina X Jun 5th, 2008 at 12:58 am

    Not all press, just the negative kind.

    You know, why is it that some of the rare, vaguely humanized celebrities can stay out of the media just fine? Some people just go on their merry way, act in a movie or three, record a song, etc., and you hardly hear about their drama in tabloids.

    The more the Lohans sob over how much publicity they don’t want, the more obvious it turns out they love the attention. No-one forced a gun to Dina nor Michael Lohan’s head telling them to make a TV show or pimp out their children, and as for Lindsay Blowhan, maybe she should put the bottle down (especially in a car. DUH!), start coming to her rehearsals, quit stealing, and quit f*cking everyone’s boyfriends.

    The Blowhan family thrives on attention in their own little martyr-y way of persistently pining for sympathy, but if by some miracle, they all decide to f*ck off, I hope they won’t let the door hit them on the way out.

  11. 11 katie Jun 6th, 2008 at 5:33 am

    yeah doesn’t michael lohan BLOG about that stupid reality show? these people LOVELOVELOVE talking to the media, and i highly doubt it will stop. and even if they really wanted to stop.. why now? why this late? haha these people.

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