Worlds collided at Deceiver central yesterday when I noticed that crack-cocaine-relapser Tatum O’Neal was a nominee this year in PETA’s “Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity” contest. I’m not saying there’s a connection, but porn star Jenna Jameson also made PETA’s list, and she was tossed out of a London nightclub a few weeks ago for trying to snort happy powder in a bathroom stall. I’m sure it’s a coincidence.
Wait a minute — a few weeks before her UK coke binge, Jameson was photographed slurping raw oysters in Hollywood. That’s not a euphemism for something she does on camera. She was actually eating oysters! Sea creatures! Unlike tofu crumbles, those little guys have feelings! (right up until they hit your stomach acid, anyway…)
Now, I’m not surprised the PETA folks are playing a little fast and loose with the word “vegetarian.” After all, they’ve redefined “animal welfare” to include killing puppies. They’ve re-defined “anti-fur” to mean you can wear it basically all the time, and “anti-mink” to mean “pro-goldfish-torture.”
And in addition to a handful of drug addicts, PETA’s definition of “sexy” celebs this year was broad enough for undead walking skeletons Bob Barker, Leonard Nimoy, and Little Richard to qualify.
Who the hell was on the nominating committee? The Golden Girls and their heroin dealers?
I think it’s probably okay because cocaine contains no meat.
If PETA wants to be ever taken seriously they should find spokespeople that aren’t full of shite; only morons would listen to washed-up models/actors/porn “stars”
Maybe Jenna is back in the business and sucked down some oysters because she thought it to be an aphrodisiac. What’s the film? PETA Swings Both Ways II?
I guess if you’re wealthy and attractive, such a “radical” organization as PETA will bend the rules for you.
I really can’t stand them, and the fact that their following seems to be increasing bothers me.
“Let’s get some bottle blonde porno wenches to show their twat in advertisements because we actually can’t argue out of our own asses.”