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08

Katie Holmes Can ‘Sniff Out Phonies,’ Director Says

tomkatie.jpg According to Broadway producer Eric Falkenstein, Katie Holmes’s bullcrap radar is a finely tuned instrument.

Falkenstein is the big cheese behind the upcoming All My Sons production, starring Katie, in New York.

“Katie’s not a celebrity type,” Falkenstein says. “She’s done brilliant work in films like Pieces of April and The Ice Storm.

“Ann starts out as a simple, sweet, average Midwesterner, and by the finale gets up the gumption to stand and confront what’s wrong,” he adds.

He calls Holmes “a natural sweetheart who can sniff out phonies … Katie basically has that exact moral fiber [of her character in the play].”

Are we talking about the same Katie Holmes? The one who auditioned for the part of Mrs. Tom Cruise three years ago (a bit of a profile-increasing move, no?) and was swiftly indoctrinated into her husband’s religion cult of Scientology — some of the most public phonies around — which seems to have turned her into a hollow shell of a woman.

One can only hope that, like her character, in the end she wizens up and confronts the travesty of what’s happened to her life.

Bad Boys and GirlsAnimal FilesHypolitics 2008

10 Responses to “Katie Holmes Can ‘Sniff Out Phonies,’ Director Says”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Jun 5th, 2008 at 11:14 am

    Katie Holmes looks like Tom Cruise, and Diane Keaton had a baby, and then it grew up and married Tom Cruise. Freaky. You know it could happen.

  2. 2 jj Jun 5th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    “Are we talking about the same Katie Holmes?”

    Yes…Tom…er…Xenu has hypnotising powers! A Cult has a way of doing that you know

  3. 3 flirt Jun 5th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Her b.s. radar can’t be that great if she got sucked into Scientology as a viable “lifestyle.”

  4. 4 Toubrouk Jun 5th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    There’s a mechanism in the brain that shut down the sense of smell when you are staying too close of something stinking for a long period of time. Same thing happening here with Katie.

    Looks like I don’t have to name the pile of smelling $h!t in the photo…

  5. 5 Chronic Malanga Jun 5th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Her nose failed her in the worst way when it came to Tom.

  6. 6 Rocko Jun 5th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Y’know if I was Tom Cruise and I moved from Nicole Kidman to Penelope Cruz to Katie Holmes and I was a Scientologist, with each babe I’d be more devout. I wouldn’t risk jinxing the whole thing. Of course, that’s assuming he’s had sex with these women. If it were me I would’ve had to ask Xenu for a replacement penis some five years ago.

  7. 7 Simon Scowl Jun 5th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Oh, I’m sure Tom has had plenty of replacement penises…

  8. 8 katie Jun 6th, 2008 at 5:30 am

    yeah because katie holmes is really good at seeing fake crap! i almost feel sorry for her.

  9. 9 Holy Mary Jun 6th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    I hope that arrivist venal bitch choke on her daddy’s coke!
    Run Tom run! and take Suri and your money with you!

  10. 10 ThePepsiSyndrome Jun 7th, 2008 at 1:43 am

    “I hope that arrivist venal bitch choke on her daddy’s coke!
    Run Tom run! and take Suri and your money with you!”

    Zo, is that you?

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