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	<title>Comments on: Shocker: Jessica Simpson&#8217;s Thinking Faculties Are Still Poor</title>
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	<description>The two-faced and famous have something new to worry about.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: R. Corrino</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/06/10/shocker-jessica-simpsons-thinking-faculties-are-still-poor/#comment-4541</link>
		<dc:creator>R. Corrino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Joe, when can we see your daughter naked? Better make it soon. Those huge funbags will start sagging any moment.....</description>
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		<title>By: Aleric</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/06/10/shocker-jessica-simpsons-thinking-faculties-are-still-poor/#comment-4385</link>
		<dc:creator>Aleric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Usless bag of untalented flesh.  Once again it just goes to show you can be famous and wealthy and still be a complete moron.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Usless bag of untalented flesh.  Once again it just goes to show you can be famous and wealthy and still be a complete moron.</p>
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		<title>By: Late Night Dirty Laundry Links &#124; mr tabloid</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/06/10/shocker-jessica-simpsons-thinking-faculties-are-still-poor/#comment-4377</link>
		<dc:creator>Late Night Dirty Laundry Links &#124; mr tabloid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Jessica Simpson&#8217;s Thinking Faculties Are Still Poor - D [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Late Night Dirty Laundry Links &#124; Celebrity Dirty Laundry</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/06/10/shocker-jessica-simpsons-thinking-faculties-are-still-poor/#comment-4358</link>
		<dc:creator>Late Night Dirty Laundry Links &#124; Celebrity Dirty Laundry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Discordia</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/06/10/shocker-jessica-simpsons-thinking-faculties-are-still-poor/#comment-4349</link>
		<dc:creator>Discordia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To be fair she said:  “My experience in Kenya with Operation Smile was incredible. To witness the truly miraculous transformations in the lives of so many desperate needy children was both powerful and personally rewarding."

She never said that she was actually involved with causing these "truly miraculous transformations" and, lest we forget, the last time she was personally involved with helping impoverished children she gave them a gas-guzzling SUV, pimple cream, and junk trinkets to an orphanage that has no clean water, no clean food, and no utilities!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To be fair she said:  “My experience in Kenya with Operation Smile was incredible. To witness the truly miraculous transformations in the lives of so many desperate needy children was both powerful and personally rewarding.&#8221;</p>
<p>She never said that she was actually involved with causing these &#8220;truly miraculous transformations&#8221; and, lest we forget, the last time she was personally involved with helping impoverished children she gave them a gas-guzzling SUV, pimple cream, and junk trinkets to an orphanage that has no clean water, no clean food, and no utilities!</p>
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		<title>By: Chronic Malanga</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/06/10/shocker-jessica-simpsons-thinking-faculties-are-still-poor/#comment-4343</link>
		<dc:creator>Chronic Malanga</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't even get why she's on the cover of anything at all. There's prettier, more talented, and more interesting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t even get why she&#8217;s on the cover of anything at all. There&#8217;s prettier, more talented, and more interesting.</p>
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		<title>By: Rocko</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/06/10/shocker-jessica-simpsons-thinking-faculties-are-still-poor/#comment-4338</link>
		<dc:creator>Rocko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was going to comment Pasta but there is nothing to say after yours.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was going to comment Pasta but there is nothing to say after yours.</p>
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		<title>By: Pastafarian</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/06/10/shocker-jessica-simpsons-thinking-faculties-are-still-poor/#comment-4335</link>
		<dc:creator>Pastafarian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All I saw was Jessica Simpson, and oral. Sorry.</description>
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		<title>By: Hurricane</title>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2008/06/10/shocker-jessica-simpsons-thinking-faculties-are-still-poor/#comment-4333</link>
		<dc:creator>Hurricane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't care. Don't like her music but still think she's hot and that is all that matters. Unfortunately she is a puppet of her douche bag dad. Hopefully he'll run her career into the ground where she feels the need to pose for Playboy. Hopin'...hopin'...hopin'....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t care. Don&#8217;t like her music but still think she&#8217;s hot and that is all that matters. Unfortunately she is a puppet of her douche bag dad. Hopefully he&#8217;ll run her career into the ground where she feels the need to pose for Playboy. Hopin&#8217;&#8230;hopin&#8217;&#8230;hopin&#8217;&#8230;.</p>
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