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Shocker: Jessica Simpson’s Thinking Faculties Are Still Poor

jessica_simpson_cover.jpgJessica Simpson must really want to be on the cover of something other than Us Weekly, because she apparently agreed to an interview with Dear Doctor Dentistry & Oral Health magazine.

In it, she talks about her work with Operation Smile, a health group that provides free plastic surgery to kids with facial deformities in third-world countries. Specifically, she reminisces about a trip she took with them to Africa to 2005 (coincidentally, the last year she did anything noteworthy whatsoever):

“My experience in Kenya with Operation Smile was incredible. To witness the truly miraculous transformations in the lives of so many desperate needy children was both powerful and personally rewarding.”

Sounds touching, right?

But wait… MSNBC has the real scoop.

[A] source who was involved in planning the original trip was surprised to see references of any kind resurface. “She went on a wildlife tour at one point instead of visiting the hospitals she’d committed to seeing. The press was so, so bad,” said the source. “She backed out of PSAs that were supposed to run afterwards. I guess the lesson is that she and Joe (Simpson) really never cease to amaze.”

And that is why she deserves the cover of Us Weekly.

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9 Responses to “Shocker: Jessica Simpson’s Thinking Faculties Are Still Poor”


  1. 1 Hurricane Jun 10th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Don’t care. Don’t like her music but still think she’s hot and that is all that matters. Unfortunately she is a puppet of her douche bag dad. Hopefully he’ll run her career into the ground where she feels the need to pose for Playboy. Hopin’…hopin’…hopin’….

  2. 2 Pastafarian Jun 10th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    All I saw was Jessica Simpson, and oral. Sorry.

  3. 3 Rocko Jun 10th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    I was going to comment Pasta but there is nothing to say after yours.

  4. 4 Chronic Malanga Jun 10th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    I don’t even get why she’s on the cover of anything at all. There’s prettier, more talented, and more interesting.

  5. 5 Discordia Jun 10th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    To be fair she said: “My experience in Kenya with Operation Smile was incredible. To witness the truly miraculous transformations in the lives of so many desperate needy children was both powerful and personally rewarding.”

    She never said that she was actually involved with causing these “truly miraculous transformations” and, lest we forget, the last time she was personally involved with helping impoverished children she gave them a gas-guzzling SUV, pimple cream, and junk trinkets to an orphanage that has no clean water, no clean food, and no utilities!

  6. 6 Aleric Jun 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Usless bag of untalented flesh. Once again it just goes to show you can be famous and wealthy and still be a complete moron.

  7. 7 R. Corrino Jun 14th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    Hey Joe, when can we see your daughter naked? Better make it soon. Those huge funbags will start sagging any moment…..

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