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08

Mariah and Nick Carey Register at Bergdorf’s

So remember Glitter? Of course you don’t. But to summarize, in Mariah Carey’s ill-fated autobiographical vanity project, she portrays a young singer just trying to make it big without losing herself in a vain and materialistic industry.

No wonder no one went to see that trash. That plot has been contradicted every day of her life.

Just in case you were worried that Mariah was starving in the streets, she and Nick Cannon (or has he taken her last name by now?) have registered at Bergdorf Goodman. Her assistant sent an email out to 100 of her closest, wealthiest friends to alert them of the fact, even though those pals were not invited to her wedding.

According to a source:

“It’s odd because she’s not even having a big wedding party or anything. It was assumed they’d have a big celebration when they got back, but no. They just want the gifts.” On the list are “fine china, very expensive silver stemware” and other items.

What’s so odd about it? I find nothing about this surprising in the least.

Bad Boys and GirlsAnimal FilesHypolitics 2008

8 Responses to “Mariah and Nick Carey Register at Bergdorf’s”


  1. 1 jj Jun 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am

    This is news? Really?

    I didn’t realize I could care even less then I already did.

  2. 2 Pastafarian Jun 11th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Looking at that picture, I’m betting she could kick his ass in a street fight. While in her heels. Actually that doesn’t sound half bad. Are you listening Mariah? I’ll buy you a bike!

  3. 3 Aleric Jun 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Mariah cares about her friends and fans equally, simply give her gifts and cash and she will get back to you when she has the time.

  4. 4 Tami Jun 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    I know that Nick Cannon has money of his own but,I just hope Marilyn Monroe had enough sense to get a prenup—he has money but not as much as Marilyn. Why am I referring to Mariah as Marilyn Monroe—think about it?

  5. 5 Pastafarian Jun 11th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Is it because they both have breasts? Thats my best guess.

  6. 6 jlynn Jun 11th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    I’ve thought about it, I don’t get it.

  7. 7 turner Jun 11th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    tami, you’re a moron. why am I referring to you as a moron?…think about it. idiot

  8. 8 Pastafarian Jun 11th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    Zing!

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