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Jun
08

Give Heidi and Spencer Their Privacy, You Guys

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Heidi Montag doesn’t know why y’all keep following her around with cameras and stuff.

Surely it can’t be because she and Spencer pay the paparazzi to stage photographs and then split the profits, as revealed in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly.

And their wedding? Just a private, intimate affair. With U2 as the headlining act:

[T]heir dream is a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck’s Cut restaurant, watches by Jason of Beverly Hills for all their guests and a performance by U2.

I hope they line up some vodka brand or whatever to underwrite this spectacle, because even though they’ve netted $3-mil since 2006, you know Bono and the boys don’t play for free.

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11 Responses to “Give Heidi and Spencer Their Privacy, You Guys”


  1. 1 Jasers Jun 17th, 2008 at 12:18 am

    You have got to be kidding me.
    2 of the worst posers ever asking for privacy?
    I want to puke down their throats.
    Why do you even give them any attention, FFS.

  2. 2 Christina X Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:09 am

    Oh, for f*ck’s sake.

    If I’m not mistaken, Heidi Montag’s (TM) career is nothing but a publicity stunt.

    I mean, we are talking about a “star” of The Hills. Notice the quotation marks surrounding the word “star” as whether to determine the show is completely scripted or only non-scripted. It depends what week it is, seeing that neither one of these overpriviledged, scatter-brained bimbos are able to keep their stories straight. Arbitrarily, the cast’s personalities are exaggerated but to another member, it’s “so raw and real”, depending which one made an ass out herself/himself/itself this week.

    Unfortunately, the only thing these twatjobs are able to remain consistent upon is their assinine behavior in public, so I don’t think they are acting. Why Heidi Montag (TM) has even become known in the first place is primarily for acting out on a television; a catty rich c*nt who initiates childish disputes with other catty rich c*nts while being followed around with cameras and being paid for it.

    While reality shows are a crock of sh*t and rigged to death, at least you could say they have an initiative. What’s theirs?

    Oh, right. Publicity. Being seen on television.

  3. 3 Chronic Malanga Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:11 am

    These two counter all that is good in the universe. They are so stupid and I can’t wait for them to fade away into obscurity.

  4. 4 Jenn Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:22 am

    booorrinngg - zzzzzzzz

  5. 5 Kurt Vile Jun 17th, 2008 at 8:46 am

    If you haven’t seen it yet, may I recommend…

    http://www.google.com/search?q=spencer pratt on letterman

  6. 6 Morgan Jun 17th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    I would imagine that she wore the shirt to get people talking, which by all accounts I would say is a success.

    Why does she look like Avril Lavigne in that picture?

  7. 7 Pastafarian Jun 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Will you people stop wearing those ridiculous huge sunglasses. What the Hell is the matter with you?

  8. 8 Ben Jun 17th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    “You people”?!?

    Just kidding Pasta ;)
    I think Heidi’s smarter than she looks:

    contradictory t-shirt(pictures) > normal clothes(pictures)

    She knows everytime she gets her picture taken looking like an idiot, her career improves.

    I mean, that is her career isn’t it? Looking like an idiot?

  9. 9 Persistent Cat Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Oh my, I love the delusional-ness of it. Yeah, U2 is totally going to play their wedding.

  10. 10 jlynn Jun 17th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    I like big sunglasses! Leave me outta this!

  11. 11 katie Jun 19th, 2008 at 4:10 am

    these 2 idiots are really the scum of the earth. oh yes, we’ll give you more privacy…. even though you continue to stage cheesy photo ops with the paps. nice name dropping about the wedding too! haha how pathetic. i also hear that they might not even go through with the wedding, and they’ll “break up” and it will cause a huge media storm. more publicity for the both of them. i mean, how sick can 2 people be? sad.

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