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16
Jun
08

Miley Cyrus Still 15, Still Has a Digital Camera

miley_with_22yearold.jpgSo Miley Ray Cyrus has gotten herself a whole lot of negative publicity this year, eh? Scandal after scandal after scandal.

I’ve become so desensitized to the whole thing that this barely registered.

On her MySpace page, she recently posted some photos of her lying in bed with her 22-year-old backup dancer named Marshall. No word from Billy Ray about why she’s allowed to be alone in her room with someone old enough to hold a college degree (and who, let’s face it, probably doesn’t have one).

I’ll allow that it’s unclear anything untoward happened, but she’s 15, so that automatically makes it bad news. And it’s also, what, the third guy she’s been caught canoodling with this year? She says she does it all for Jesus, but even Jesus is now like “enough already, you’re not helping.”

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28 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Still 15, Still Has a Digital Camera”


  1. 1 Jenny Jun 16th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    I know 15 year olds are usually pretty clueless but come on! How dumb is this girl? She is still taking photos and putting them up on the internet? Maybe she has a lower than average iq or something.

  2. 2 Discordia Jun 16th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    The religious task force: Prepubescent Sluts for Jesus.

  3. 3 Rocko Jun 16th, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    Maybe he does hold a degree … in dance.

  4. 4 Mr. Sleepyhead Jun 17th, 2008 at 1:52 am

    Cyrus is Greek for dumba__. Don’t let my achy, breaky heart date an interior designer hoser. Billie Ray is at home nursing a cold Coors wondering “is my daughter gonna be on the Food Network?” More Nashville douche bags.

    Her voice sounds like my Kitchen Aid mixer grinding sausage. Maybe she’s grinding Marshall’s sausage. Regardless, one more troupe of douchebags self-glorifying themselves.

    Billie Ray Cyrus - with a name like that one can only conclude one word: dumba__. Bob Wills is turning in his grave.

  5. 5 Chronic Malanga Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:16 am

    She’s a little attention whore rebelling against her parents and employer in the most public way possible. Possibly just a little whore, too. Ultimately, I think the biggest lesson she can learn is to not claim she is doing “everything for Jesus” to the world and then do this because really, that’s what’s making her look stupid more than anything else.

    And seriously, when I was 15, the only boys outside of the family allowed in my room was my one gay friend.

  6. 6 Jenn Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:25 am

    I am with Jenny on this - Miley continues to demonstrate an appalling lack of good judgement and intelligence, as do her parents.

  7. 7 Fiddle Jun 17th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    15 year olds are not known for their good judgement, thats why they cant vote and get married and stuff.

    I was 15 once, with a boyfriend that I SWORE I would be with forever and would DIE to be with, blah blah.

    She needs more supervision, thats all, shes just a stupid kid, and this stuff with the pictures is probably the most normal stuff she does (based on the stuff I see my young relatives post on their facebooks).

    Billy Ray needs a kick in the ass. Take the camera away and supervise her internet. She might be a gazillionaire, but shes still just a dumb kid.

  8. 8 Morgan Jun 17th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    I still don’t understand why she was ashamed of the pictures in VF taken by Annie but she has issued no apologies of any sorts for the pictures of her showing her bra and kissing boys n sh*t. I find the latter to be much, much more disgusting.

    Though, that picture with her father WAS super creepy. I accidentally bought that issues of VF (I didn’t realize it was that issue, I wanted to read the Bobby Kennedy article) and when I opened it I almost vomited.

  9. 9 Pastafarian Jun 17th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    What’s the age of consent in Mileyville? Wanna throw a wrench in that 22 year old dudes life? He has no idea what it’s like to register everyw- never mind. Man wait ’til she’s 17 or whatever. Or at least don’t don’t be photographed.

  10. 10 angie Jun 17th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    miley is just a girl who is just acting out but she does not know that she is being a HOe!

  11. 11 BETTYEJ Jun 17th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Listen, let’s get real. This young out of control girl is doing what her parents allow her to get away with. She knew she was naked when she pose for Vanity Fair and that didn’t stop her just like all these other pictures popping up. I am truly sick of the next Britney/Paris/Lindsey bimbo roll up into one.

  12. 12 leave miley the f--- alone already Jun 17th, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    JUST LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE YOU PIECES OF SH-T! im so sick of people criticizing her. seriously she is a teenage girl, she makes mistakes but there’s nothing wrong with this picture. or any of her pics. the vanity fair crap, a well respected photographer said do this. you think she is going to say no. she was just listening to what she was told.

  13. 13 i agree fiddle Jun 17th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    Fiddle : EXACTLY MY POINT! lol
    i’m sure all of you who are calling her a hoe were perfect teens.. oh what you weren’t? that’s what i thought.

  14. 14 Jenny Jun 17th, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    Mkay, I was kissing boys and doing, ahem, other things when I was her age. Here is the big difference: I didn’t take photos and post them on the internet. You know, a spot where lots of people could see what I was up to, my friends, family, enemies and various perverts that I probably wouldn’t want to share my hijinks with. If it were the first time, I would write, “She’s young, she doesn’t know any better but I sure hope she learns her lesson.”
    And yet……
    After all of the hubub over the Vanity Fair pictures (I defended her at the time, wondering what the big deal was) and the other provocative photos she has posted online, you would think she would get that people notice what she does. So, she would decide to keep such photos PRIVATE. You would think Disney sat her down and gave her several stern lectures on how she needs to maintain her image or lose her job. Yet she continues to post this crap over and over and over again.
    Does that seem like good judgment or bad? Does it seem like she is learning from her mistakes or making them over and over again expecting different results, the very definition of insanity.
    Ok, so I change my supposition. Maybe she isn’t dumb, just insane.
    Hope she has invested her money smartly

  15. 15 Mols Jun 18th, 2008 at 2:36 am

    Am I the only one who realizes that there’s nothing to worry about because the back up dancer is probably more interested in Billie Ray?

  16. 16 tia Jun 18th, 2008 at 3:10 am

    hahaha thats so true about Jesus! shes always like ‘everything i do, i do for jesus, he is my everything blah blah blah blah’ but hes probz looking at her thinking ‘WHORE! UR NEVER COMING TO HEAVEN!’ haha lmao. it’d be interesting to actually see her myspace!

    ohhh and Im 18 and when I was 15 I was posing half naked for fotos and putting them online! just for all the ppl saying ‘all teenagers are the same’

    umm well fyi.

    all teenagers arent a rolemodel to millions of girls, starring in the most popular show on tv and raking in the millions.

  17. 17 Carlo Jun 18th, 2008 at 3:11 am

    I know I’ll get crap for this, but I think it’s creepy for you to obsess about this. I don’t want to see any pictures of a 15 year old, let alone those that may be considered “compromising.”

    Now a 25 year old: Bring ‘em on!

  18. 18 lilpiddle Jun 18th, 2008 at 8:05 am

    it’s not stupid that she did these scandals, what is stupid is that she put them on the internet
    she should learn from vanessa that it is never a good idea
    but i even though she is famous she’s entitled to do the stupid things that nearly every teenager does

  19. 19 vanessa Jun 18th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    watz her myspace and y do u people judge so much

  20. 20 Ella Jun 18th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Okay, come on now…

    another pic? I thought she would have learned her lesson by now. and being alone with a 22 yr old guy in ur room on ur bed isnt exactly the smartest descion. y is she hosting TCA? She doesnt even have any talent

  21. 21 Andrea Jun 19th, 2008 at 12:06 am

    why the f*ck shouldn’t she put pictures up? its what teenagers do you tards…stop worrying about what she’s doing and get a f*cking life

  22. 22 Diana Jun 19th, 2008 at 2:14 am

    Who cares! Look on myspace, thousands and thousands of 15 year-olds post pictures like that on there profiles. It’s no big deal. It’s normal We live in America.

  23. 23 Chronic Malanga Jun 19th, 2008 at 3:48 am

    Who’s obsessing or worried? I think Andrea and Carlo have got it a bit confused. When a person is in the public eye, they are automatically opening themselves up to criticism. That the two of you are reading these posts makes you no better than anyone with an opinion on the post, so it might be a good idea to get over yourself.

    Furthermore, when one is under a Disney contract, they are meant to uphold a wholesome image. This is nothing new. Miley is not holding up her end of the deal by posint suggestive pictures on the internet. While I don’t think that the recent pictures of her in a blanket were a big deal, it’s the ones she posts herself that are, especially when one has said that they do everything for Jesus. So, was she posting suggestive pictures for Jesus?

    Those of you who are teenagers and saying you do this sort of thing yourselves are, quite frankly, lacking parental guidance and IQ points. I’m a 34 year old woman who does NOTHING for Jesus, has a great bod, but would not upload even an innocent poolside picture of myself onto my myspace page. I have a little more self esteem than that, and don’t need the validation of the internet world. Kids that do this obviously do, and are just asking for trouble, more so than someone my age, who is less likely to attract an online predator.

  24. 24 katie Jun 19th, 2008 at 4:14 am

    some of the comments on here.. im laughing. like.. are you serious? this girl is 15, the same age as my younger sister, and if she was with a 22 year old that would definately not be ok around my parents. but then again i think miley’s parents are just cashin in…

  25. 25 Megan Jun 19th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    OMG! How stupid can this girl get? I bet Jesus doesn’t like it! Why doesn;t her mom or dad care?

  26. 26 Christina X Jun 20th, 2008 at 5:23 am

    To the Miley defenders—

    Just because everyone else is doing it makes it smart, or even right for that matter?

    Let me tell YOU something. I just turned 20 years old three months ago. I clearly remember what it was like being a f*cking teenager. The young and stupid card is just a cop out. The first time I had used the internet, I was twelve years old, and even then I knew not to post any personal photos or information in public.

    Point being? I was twelve and knew better, what’s her excuse?

    And I’m not sure about you and I think I’m better off not knowing what you post on Myspace, but I will have you know that I’ve had a Myspace account for three years, and never posted questionable pictures of myself on there.

    But you know, shame on us for expecting someone at the age of fifteen to grasp the concept of common sense. You really can’t attribute the age factor to how she makes stupid decisions. After you’re age of deterring what is right from wrong and your ass from a hole in the ground, you should be held accountable for your actions. Sorry.

  27. 27 Kaylie Jul 26th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Aww, leave the poor chick alone, it’s not her fault she has an IQ lower than her show size and really small feet…..

  28. 28 Trisha Aug 23rd, 2008 at 1:53 am

    Omg I think Mileys parents don’t even care .

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