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08

Paris Hilton Throws a Puppy Tantrum

paris_hilton_with_dogs.jpgNews first, commentary later:

The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA deserves an ASPCA award. Over the weekend, spies said, Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and “wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter.” Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly “an impulse buy.” Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went “ballistic,” we’re told. “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’” — but to no avail. The store had no comment.

So excited for those kids she’s planning to have because of her excellent track record of pet ownership.

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11 Responses to “Paris Hilton Throws a Puppy Tantrum”


  1. 1 Chronic Malanga Jun 17th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Good for them! That hag shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near animals… or children for that matter.

  2. 2 Hurricane Jun 17th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    Please go away. For the sake of everyone, please, please just go away.

  3. 3 Pastafarian Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    She’s gonna give those poor dogs fleas.

  4. 4 jlynn Jun 17th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Ha ha! I thoroughly enjoy seeing spoiled, entitled people have someone actually say no to them. It warms my little heart.

  5. 5 Aleric Jun 18th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Too bad her parents didnt do the same she might be a different person now.

  6. 6 katie Jun 19th, 2008 at 4:01 am

    she is GROSS. i mean, when a puppy mill buying store won’t sell you a dog, you know you’ve effed up.

  7. 7 Fiddle Jun 19th, 2008 at 7:48 am

    YAY!!!!!! Good for them!!

    That stupid skank, too bad the SPCA wouldnt grow a pair and raid her place and save those poor puppies.

  8. 8 peaches Jun 19th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Can’t someone have her Sterilized AND Lobotomized!!!???

  9. 9 Chronic Malanga Jun 19th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    peaches, she’s already lobotomized.

  10. 10 Claudia Jun 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Good for the store! That idiot probably couldn’t handle an ham sandwich for a day….

    And how many freaking dogs is she holding in that picture? She’s probably on the way to the pound. Idiot.

  11. 11 CW Jun 22nd, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Good god people, she may not be perfect, but damn, last time I checked she was still a human being.

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