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Archive for June 18th, 2008

18
Jun

Tila Tequila Is Really Not A Lady

More non-news from the Tila Tequila files: she denies that her whole bisexuality schtick is a fat sham.

In a new interview with King Magazine (I haven’t done a lot of digging on their site but it sounds like it would need a plastic cover at Wal-Mart), she has some fighting words for those of us who doubt her bisexuality:

tila_tequila_bibibi.jpgWhat about the people who say you’re not really bisexual—that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight?

They can suck my dick.

Talk about sexual ambiguity!

If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe. It’s like saying, “Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?

Aw. See, for her fellow slutbag demon elves, that’s dirty talk.

18
Jun

Lynne Spears’s Parenting Book Coming Out Soon

lynne_spears.gifThe long-awaited parenting book written by Britney and Jamie Lynn’s mom has changed a lot since it stalled following her youngest daughter catching a case of pregnancy.

Lynne Spears’s surefire bestseller Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is set for release in September.

Also known as “just after she’s become a grandmother for the third time to a child who will surely need years upon years of therapy just to reach 18.” Hopefully without getting knocked up or divorced first.




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