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Jun
08

Tila Tequila Is Really Not A Lady

More non-news from the Tila Tequila files: she denies that her whole bisexuality schtick is a fat sham.

In a new interview with King Magazine (I haven’t done a lot of digging on their site but it sounds like it would need a plastic cover at Wal-Mart), she has some fighting words for those of us who doubt her bisexuality:

tila_tequila_bibibi.jpgWhat about the people who say you’re not really bisexual—that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight?

They can suck my dick.

Talk about sexual ambiguity!

If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe. It’s like saying, “Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?

Aw. See, for her fellow slutbag demon elves, that’s dirty talk.

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15 Responses to “Tila Tequila Is Really Not A Lady”


  1. 1 Capcom Jun 19th, 2008 at 12:00 am

    How do you answer that? Ahem — “Oh me so………..”

  2. 2 Mr. Sleepyhead Jun 19th, 2008 at 12:16 am

    I love Vietnamese porn stars. Yup, she’s a European porn star of Vietnamese ethnicity. Apparently they love her in France. It must be her mouth - it looks like a food processor.

    Tell this multi-hole tramp to shut her pie hole. She’s taken more d_ck than a newby at a LA gay pride parade.

    Where do these scumbags come from? And how does LA become the center of all idiots, morons and douche bags? Oh yes, it’s the weather.

    PS: This website is my ultimate indulgence in dishing dirt to douche bags. Thank you deceiver.

  3. 3 Chronic Malanga Jun 19th, 2008 at 3:29 am

    The real question is, do we care if she likes both sausage and taco? I mean, really, if she has to go and defend or prove her bisexuality, then it really only means two things: Her 15 minutes are nearly up, and the standards for entertainment are dropping lower than I thought.

  4. 4 katie Jun 19th, 2008 at 3:56 am

    this skank really needs to just go away. and mr. sleepyhead, your comment made me laugh my butt off!

  5. 5 Ruby Jun 19th, 2008 at 3:59 am

    She was in a show years ago called Playboy’s Sexy Girls Next Door (not the E! show, this one aired on the Playboy channel) - in consists of three girls taking photos and trying to win the chance at making a Playboy DVD.

    Tila didn’t win. She went by Tila Nguyen, but it’s freaking OBVIOUSLY her, down to the tattoos (but no seriously, you just have to look at her to recognize her). She never mentions it now, but I have it on my TiVo forever.

  6. 6 Christina X Jun 19th, 2008 at 4:24 am

    “If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls.”

    I love how she says that like she’s much better than that, like she actually did anything with an ounce of class and integrity to become famous.

    What’s the difference? Technically they’re both the same if you ask me. The Girls Gone Wild girls take their clothes off and make out with each other, and so does she.

    I wasn’t aware that posing nude on Myspace made you any different from being on GGW.

    It must be the amount of Myspace friends she has that makes her believe she has the credibility to accuse anyone of being a bandwagon bisexual.

  7. 7 Rocko Jun 19th, 2008 at 6:42 am

    If she were faking her bisexuality, could she have single handedly saved gay marriage in California?

  8. 8 Zorg the Defender Jun 19th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    I love you long time Joe.

  9. 9 frenchie Jun 19th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    @ Mr. Sleepyhead
    hey I am french so i can tell you she is a nobody here. America can keep it’s worst TV sh*t

  10. 10 flirt Jun 19th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Neither is the “woman” in the picture with her.
    Ugh.

  11. 11 Clicksta Jun 19th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    If she had any measure of self-confidence and self-respect, she wouldn’t care if people believed her or not. If she is what she says she is, then why is she trying so hard to convince her doubters. She’s giving their argument significance by doing so. She should just ignore them. She’s better off without them anyways. Sadly, the girl bases her self-image too much on what OTHER people think of her… and that’s really sad.

  12. 12 turner Jun 20th, 2008 at 7:07 am

    am I the only one who finds it hilarious that she’s comparing ethnic identity to sexuality.

    but seriously how does this hoe bag become famous and how much does she make? I might have a new career

  13. 13 marymanyflowers Jun 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    honestly, until yesterday -for some strange reason I thought that Tila Tequila was Lindsay Lohan’s alter-ego party name!

  14. 14 Christina X Jun 22nd, 2008 at 4:13 am

    It’s nice to know that some people work their asses off to make 1/1000000th of this attention-scraping hussy’s paycheck for being yet another talentless f*cking cliche.

    it actually infuriates me that people out there encourage or support this plastic hosebag.

  15. 15 Kernel_panic Jun 25th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    I Just wonder what Ted Nugent is thinking about her now. (She was on his first season Reality Show a while ago before she “broke out” into “mainstream” media)…

    Most likely he would grill her slowly and use her as bear bait.

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