Paris Hilton has quit smoking pot because it was making her fat, reports The National Enquirer.
“Paris gets stoned all the time!” said the source. “She will go to the bathroom to smoke at different Hollywood clubs, or sometimes she’ll just light up in the VIP area…
Paris showed up at a small house party once complaining that she ate a huge bag of chips before the party because she was stoned.”
And a Hollywood source told The Enquirer that when Paris couldn’t get into certain dresses she loved recently, she decided to give up smoking dope.
“That was it for Paris,” said the source. “She said the munchies were making her eat too much and she couldn’t believe how much weight she had gained.”
Wait, I thought she had never even tried drugs? That Paris is just an innocent, why does everyone always suspect the worst about her?
Dear Lord, I don’t want to win the lotto anymore. Could you just stike this floozie down with a lightning bolt instead?
I doubt anyone in their right mind actually believed it when she said she had never done drugs.
Lies! LIES AND HERESY!
Paris is a sweet little misunderstood angel dumpling who CLEARLY said on Larry King that she has never done drugs in her life. This is just an elaborate smear campaign to distract from the children’s hospital that Paris is building in Africa. Yeah, you heard me. The Man (a.k.a. Whitey, Snowball, and Unkle Krakkka) is out to put his foot in Paris’ ass because she’s down with the brown.
Damned racists. Always trying to take down the good ones. First Martin, then Malcolm, now Paris. Keep ya head up, girl!
Do this is the same girl that says she found love in Jail and that she will be a better person in the future?
It’s all W’s fault. Him and his daggum vast right-wing conspiracy. If Whitey can bring crack to the ghetto Whitey can make a dumb rich ho do drugs too.
Or maybe it’s the fault of global warming? Any liberals want to help me out on who to blame here? It certainly can’t be Paris’s own fault.
Heheh, Paris acts like she’s going to be 12 years old forever. She doesn’t take care of herself, in the “health” sense of the word, by partying constantly. Every day she creeps closer to old age, and then reality will hit, and she won’t be a size zero anymore, and her looks such as they are will go, and then she will wish that she quit partying 20 years ago. :-p
I think she should keep smoking but get some stronger stuff so she just passes out and stays off the radar.
I love the first comment of hurricane above. At least Paris realized the bads of pot.
- At least Paris realized the bads of pot.
What’s wrong with a little gut fat? Kelly Osbourne is a babe
Isnt she getting fat because shes creating another Madden offspring?????
timbur I think you’re smoking something.
let me know when paris quits something important….like her “fame” and starts to pursue a real life.
http://www.dontfeedthecelebs.com
She wants to give the ganga leaves because she fights with Tinkerbell and Tink’s army of maladjusted mongrels for the food scraps. And … Tink’s winning.
shes a fat disgusting slob who needs to be put out of our misery…
Dumb b*tch….does she do anything else besides f*ck up? Fugly, fat-azz ho…..lol
ALL OF THE EVERYBODIES STILL USING DRUGS IN THE WORLD. THERE IS NO PERFECT. GOD IS ONLY KNOW SO PERFECT. WHAT ABOUT EVERYBODIES INSULTED ON STARS WHO STILL USING DRUGS? WHAT ABOUT YOU OF ALL ??? DUH? THAT IS MY POINT!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP AND IF EVERYBODIES STILL INSULTED ON STARS WHO STILL USING DRUGS THEN ONE DAY GOD WILL HIT OR REVENGE ON THEM ONE DAY. NEVER INSULTED OR HURTED EVERYBODIES’ FEELINGS OKAY ALLRIGHT, GOT IT ??? LIVE, LAUGH, AND LOVE SO WHERE IS SHOW LOVE AND SHOW THEIR HELPING TO OFFER FOR STARS WHO HAVE PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS???? LOVE AND PEACE……………………………………………………………………
Time to lay off the meth NYB. It makes your comments difficult to read.
NYB, I really hope that English is your second language.
And hey the only people whose feelings are being “hurted” are the little girls that (wrongly) look up to Paris Hilton because she sets a very bad example.
paris hilton needs to be slaped in the face
she is a used condom