The ever-spiritual Michael Lohan, father but not really dad to Lindsay, has a 13-year-old illegitimate daughter, OK! reports.
Linds’ father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.
Evidently they’ve been in contact for years. He even sent the little girl letters from prison, signed “Love, Daddy” — which is likely more than Lindsay, Ali, or Cody can say.
You may recall that Michael is a born-again Christian who frequently offers parenting advice to his ex-family. Granted, they need help, just not from him.
Turns out he doesn’t so much pay child support or return phone calls from his illegitimate baby mama either. Or as she anonymously told OK!:
“It’s time for Michael to take responsibility.”
Get in line, sister.
My worlds collided when Deceiver heavyweights Miley Cyrus and Tyra Banks met recently to discuss getting the tweeny bopper her own talk show.
The Hannah Montana star met model-turned-TV presenter Tyra Banks during a trip to Nashville, Tennessee in May, and the pair is planning to produce a younger version of Banks’ own show.
A source tells Star magazine, “Tyra wants to produce a show for Miley. Miley already has a huge following among teen girls, so her show would likely be successful. Tyra sees Miley’s potential.”
God help us all.
The resulting bit of TV detritus could well be a rehashing of The Miley and Mandy Show, which is unholy even with the dedication to Jesus.
But mainly my concern is: Who does Tyra think she is? (Answer: Oprah.) And what qualifies her to advise a girl so precariously on the edge as Miley?
According to the Carpetbagger Report, a group of Republican senators has reintroduced the Federal Marriage Amendment, AKA the “Omigod, What Does Sulu Think He’s Doing?” Act. And wouldn’t you know it, two of the sponsors are Larry “The Toilet Tapdancer” Craig and David “Pays Women Other Than His Wife for Sex” Vitter. Consider the institution of marriage saved from the brink!
Remember when Mick Jagger and David Bowie teamed up to do that cover of “Dancing in the Street,” and it was like rockstar-squared? This is kind of the same deal, except with hypocrisy instead of music. And even gayer.
‘Member how Bill Murray’s wife was accusing him of all sorts of drunken, abusive behavior, but then it turned out she was also prone to drunken, abusive behavior? And it was starting to look like it was going to get really good? No such luck. They’ve decided to play nice:
According to court documents dated June 13 and obtained by TMZ.com, Jennifer Butler Murray, 42, has been granted primary custody of their four children and will keep the couple’s homes in Hemet, Calif. and Sullivan’s Island, S.C. Bill Murray, 57, must pay child support and will keep other property in California, New York and Massachusetts.
Bill Murray must also pay Jennifer a lump sum. The Murrays signed a prenuptial agreement in which Bill would pay his wife $7 million in a divorce, and, according to court documents, it is still valid.
Hey, does Donald Trump need anybody for Celebrity Apprentice? Maybe he can use Jennifer, since that other manipulative golddigger got shot down.
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