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27
Jun
08

Michael Lohan Has an Illegitimate Love Child. Gross.

The ever-spiritual Michael Lohan, father but not really dad to Lindsay, has a 13-year-old illegitimate daughter, OK! reports.

Linds’ father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.

Evidently they’ve been in contact for years. He even sent the little girl letters from prison, signed “Love, Daddy” — which is likely more than Lindsay, Ali, or Cody can say.

You may recall that Michael is a born-again Christian who frequently offers parenting advice to his ex-family. Granted, they need help, just not from him.

Turns out he doesn’t so much pay child support or return phone calls from his illegitimate baby mama either. Or as she anonymously told OK!:

“It’s time for Michael to take responsibility.”

Get in line, sister.

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5 Responses to “Michael Lohan Has an Illegitimate Love Child. Gross.”


  1. 1 Christina X Jun 28th, 2008 at 2:38 am

    I bet this poor child’s wondering why daddy has been keeping her secret all this time. I guess in order to make daddy proud enough to publicly acknowledge her, she needs to throw more hissy fits, steal belongings, show everyone her twat, f*ck everyone else’s boyfriend, shoot her mouth, fail at rehab several hundreds of times, and crash her car…

    But I can totally understand why Michael Blowhan would be ashamed of her.

  2. 2 Discordia Jun 28th, 2008 at 3:16 am

    His sanctimonious drivel is disgusting. He acts so holier-than-thou. He lied to his family by not telling THIRTEEN years ago about his daughter. No wonder his KNOWN kids have turned out so poorly.

  3. 3 Chronic Malanga Jun 28th, 2008 at 9:25 am

    I don’t care how much money he has, if I were that kid, I wouldn’t claim him as my father.

  4. 4 katie Jun 29th, 2008 at 5:38 am

    did you hear he also held a PRESS CONFERENCE for this crap? he held one himself. to answer questions and shiz about this. hahahaha hand this guy a microphone and a stage and he’ll be good.. for hours!

  5. 5 Jean Jun 29th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Child”s mother obviously was involved with more than one person - and thought the baby belonged to the guy she married. they were married so kid was presumed his…until they divorced and that guy may have been tipped off that possibility was such that daughter might not be his…since they did a paternity test…so child was being supported until that “dad” discovered he wasn’t the “real” dad and so…that would explain the long wait before Kristy went public with story - she obviously realized if child wasn’t former husband’s then child was Lohan’s…so she is just trying to do what’s right for kid by getting child support and acknowledgement from him as now daughter must feel father abandoned her…

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