My worlds collided when Deceiver heavyweights Miley Cyrus and Tyra Banks met recently to discuss getting the tweeny bopper her own talk show.
The Hannah Montana star met model-turned-TV presenter Tyra Banks during a trip to Nashville, Tennessee in May, and the pair is planning to produce a younger version of Banks’ own show.
A source tells Star magazine, “Tyra wants to produce a show for Miley. Miley already has a huge following among teen girls, so her show would likely be successful. Tyra sees Miley’s potential.”
God help us all.
The resulting bit of TV detritus could well be a rehashing of The Miley and Mandy Show, which is unholy even with the dedication to Jesus.
But mainly my concern is: Who does Tyra think she is? (Answer: Oprah.) And what qualifies her to advise a girl so precariously on the edge as Miley?
Better Tyra than Naomi Campbell to advise her, I say. (Naomi: “Hit her! Hit her!”) I advise her to protect her money until after her “wild oats” are sold, however long that takes.
You can sell the oats or sow them, I meant to say sow.
Am I the only one who finds Tyra Bank’s irritating? I’ve never actually watched her show, but clips I’ve seen make me think the show is garbage. Thus explaining why I’ve never watched it.
I’m sorry for being an annoying pedant, but that comment about wild oats being sold made me giggle.
They are like oompalampuhs. Except they are skankdaloompuhs.
Wow, it is hard to write at this hour.
Why doesn’t Tyra Banks f*ck off already?
I doubt she genuinely wants to help Miley Cyrus with anything but to take credit for something else she completely sucks at.
Anyone who believes that a woman who can’t stop talking about herself has a single altruistic bone in her body is deluded.
She’s to be looked at, and not heard. I wasted about an hour of my life watching her show where she puts on her “GIRL POWER” scharade, when in reality, she still wouldn’t care about overweight women if she was still a model and hadn’t gained weight.
I’m still trying to figure out who is more annoying, Tyra or Miley? Together they could take all that is good in this world and putrify it.
Yes.
Tyra is going to ruin her name by even interacting with miley. miley is such a BAD role model to young girls, why would she get her own show???….this is crap. now i hate them both
ok you are all egits give it up already miley is slowly taking over everything there is but she rocks so f**k off and leave her alone already i dont know anything about tyra banks though so you can do whatever you want to her
I like both Tyra and Miley so I think if they did make a show, it’d be good.
And Miley is NOT a bad role model.
So what if she made mistakes. Everybody makes mistakes [have you not listened to "Nobody's Perfect"? no? well, suck it.]
It’s not like Miley’s telling young girls to go out and be stupid. She knows what she did was wrong.
You want to see a bad role model? Look at Lindsay Lohan. Or Jamie Lynn Spears. But you can’t put Miley in the same group as them.
Oh and the Naomi comment made me laugh.
Tyra is crazy annoying…she is fun to watch though..and for all u die hard Miley fans, give her 1 more year tops. she will be the biggest train wreck…i used to say that even before the whold showing her bra and taking naked photos and it came true. just u guys wait. i am 100% certain that it will happen. Peace..don’t hate,that’s just the way of hollywood. they grow up fast.
“It’s not like Miley’s telling young girls to go out and be stupid. She knows what she did was wrong.
You want to see a bad role model? Look at Lindsay Lohan. Or Jamie Lynn Spears. But you can’t put Miley in the same group as them.”
*cough cough*
I’ve never heard Jamie Lynn Spears call herself a role model moreso than Miley “I do everything for Jesus” Cyrus…
Can the Four Horsemen be far behind?
EEEK.
Double-eeek.
Miley is the biggest ho around
You know what I want to know? Can *I* get a freakin’ talk show already??? I have a love for the cheese that I wish to share with the world. Cheese and Ben&Jerry’s ice cream. Please join me.
i don’t believe the article one bit, but a talk show hosted by miley wouldn’t be bad. she always has something funny to say.
making a talk show doesn’t have anything to do with whether or not she’s a good role model, it’s just about talking to guests and doing something interesting with it.
Why are most of the people on this website such haters? If u hate them so freakin’ much then don’t
comment at all……. If your going to be stupid and jealous then what the heck are you doing on this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just because miley made a mistake does not mean you have to be so arrogant and mean! so just get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please tell us more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jee, I’m soooo jealous. I spend all my spare time making Miley and Tyra voodoo dolls because I hate them sooooo much. Like… OMG.
Uhm…not. I would ask you, popprincess96 what you are doing on a site that exposes hypocrites in the public eye if you hate it so much and cannot see it for what it is. Not that you are unwelcome. We are all entitled to express our opinions, but you could stretch a bit and make it coherent without sounding like a 12 year old that’s just soooo into Hannah Montana and can’t figure out if she wants to be a model/talk show host or a singer when she grows up. That’s of course, unless Billy on the Varsity football team marries you and you move in next door to your BFF and have babies at the same time cause that would be just soooooo awesome….
Nothing to add here. Just felt like a giggle.
You people are so pathetic! Hating people because they are successful and talented. They are after all, just people and everyone has their flaws and irritating qualities and I’m sure EVERYONE, (even you guys) make mistakes! Geez, already.
Yep, we’re all jealous of a fifteen year old trainwreck with a weirdo stage peddler of a father and already slutty photos surfacing the internet, along with what probably hasn’t even been mentioned to the general public about her life.
If wealth and popularity merits jealousy to you, I think that says more about you than anyone else.
Internet Things you may not want to hear does not constitute jealousy.
all you guys are wasting time yapping about the faults of people who make a fortune because of their ability to grab attention. i stumbled on to this site while working trying to earn my one millions. i can’t help but notice that all the haters are very passionate in their hate mail. if only that passion was put into your own success. hating on this people doesn’t change them or their popularity and wealth. so get a life!
Your one millions? With that sentence alone, I hate to even think what you are doing to earn it.
That said, some of us are already successful and don’t have to work.
(shrieking) LEAVE MILEY ALONE!!11!
I’ve made no secret of being jealous of these people. Marginally talented, mildly retarded people that can hardly chew gum, and walk at the same time are cashing checks on a daily basis that are the size of Texas, and meanwhile unbelievably handsome, muscular, smart and funny people like me, who just got an awesome haircut today by the way, are reduced to making fun of them from work.
I know all that stuff about me because my cats say so.
“I know all that stuff about me because my cats say so.”
Pastafarian, you just earned today’s “I laughed so much my drink came out my nose” award. Not the catchiest of titles, but an honour.
And that was after llamasrule got me perfectly primed for it. Kisses to you both.
Hmmm, Princessayla, way to make an example out of yourself.
But I get it, since we don’t have millions of dollars, we’re not entitled to mock the overpriviledged, lazy tools in Hollywood.
And I’d hate to burst your bubble, but Miley’s not successful because of her passion, but because of her stage-peddler of a father’s. Don’t go there.
I’d rather live a normal life with a loving family and earn every cent I make busting my ass much rather than being showered with materialistic possessions by emotionally draining and negligent famewhores for a family, but according to you, I’d totally rather be shoved into a demanding profession before I’m mature enough to decide what I want to do with the rest of my life.
Also, I’ll have you know that opinions are my passion. After all, I’m an aspiring journalist. I also have a job and friends. What’s your passion? Oh wait, I think we have that answered already. Go take “ur” painfully intellectual observations elsewhere.
the first sign of the apocalypse. Miley getting a talk show. ummm, what exactly will she talk about? how to get signed as a singer/actress with less than mediocre skills? how to get everyone over the age of 13 to hate you? how to put on so much makeup that you look like a tranny (manly cyrus)? or maybe just how to be white trash, have a hick dad, and be a huge poser. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wont be tuning in.
Tyra is awsome, I love her and I’m glad she’s helping Miley! I would watch Miley’s talk show, it would have to be a step up (age wise, I mean) from Hannah Montana! And Miley is so real especially in her interviews, I love watching her interact with other people! =)
Does no one know how women’s brains operate anymore.. Tyra knows she’s fading from the limelight by the minute so it only made sense that she sucks up to some chick who’s got a triple combo of everything she lacks to succeed in the media: youth, a colossal fortune b4 age 21 and obviously a lighter skin complexion