Comments on: Mini-Me Sues TMZ Over Sex DVD

By: llamasrule

llamasrule — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:17:33 +0000

Geez Ruby, now I’m curious too. That was Chyna with a Y?

By: Ruby

Ruby — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:07:26 +0000

Rocko, I was just curious. I’d heard rumors of what the rampant ‘roid use had done to her girly-parts and I had to see for myself. There aren’t words to describe it, unless you can think of one word which sums up “oh my god!” “awesome!” “jesus christ!” and gagging.

By: jlynn

jlynn — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:37:22 +0000

I wonder how all these sex tapes wind up getting “stolen” to begin with. Who knows exactly who has a sex tape and where to find it, did they show it to someone and said person stole it, did the thieves steal anything else, or are they all just full of shit? To be fair, maybe just some of them are full of shit.

By: Aleric

Aleric — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:48:18 +0000

Still resisting the urge to see what everyone is grossed out over.

I’ll stick with 2girls1cup.

By: Rocko

Rocko — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:17:45 +0000

Wait, Ruby, you watched One Night in Chyna? Did you lose a bet or was it a game of Truth or One Night in Chyna?

By: Holly Won't

Holly Won't — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:42:29 +0000

FangFang — for the record, and I admit I wasn’t clear, I think TMZ is the one in the wrong here. They received and ignored a bunch of legal warnings from Troyer and did it anyway. I found it particularly ironic that they titled the original post “Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!” (and you can still see it in Google’s cache) when they should have avoided running it in the first place.

Just trying to avoid the whip.

By: Ruby

Ruby — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:20:24 +0000

When I saw the trailer I thought “now this is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”

And by “hottest” I mean it made me throw up in my mouth and made my vagina shrink up like a dried apple.

But after One Night in Chyna I think I could handle the whole video.

By: FangFang

FangFang — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:27:31 +0000

OOPSIE — I meant Holly.

Crack the whip in her direction, please.

Sorry, Simon.

By: Simon Scowl

Simon Scowl — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:19:17 +0000

Okay. But I didn’t write this.

And even if I did… lighten up!

By: FangFang

FangFang — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:30:56 +0000

I don’t recall Mini-me ever taking a stand against celebrity sex tapes, or saying that Kim Kardashian should’ve dropped her lawsuit and shut her pie-hole. (Insert pie-hole joke here.) I kinda feel sorry for the guy, if the tape got stolen. And for the girl too, since everyone now knows she’s been banging an Oompa-Loompa.