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08

Pamela Anderson Slams Jessica Simpson

Pam is not happy with Jessica! Drawing upon the full extent of her rhetorical prowess, Ol’ Hep-Face had this to say about the younger blonde bombshell, according to The Sun:

Jessica upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.”

But now the former Baywatch babe has hit back with a spectacular insult.

Speaking on radio in Australia — where she’s waiting to go into the Big Brother house — the star slammed her rival buxom blonde.

Pammi blasted: “I think she is a bitch and whore.”

Which is kind of like Stevie Wonder saying Ray Charles was a crappy painter. The desiccated diva also babbled about how great it is to be a vegetarian:

She added that she is proud of not eating meat, saying: “I think it’s healthy, good for your body and good for the environment.”

Of course, if a few animals have to die to give her a big purse or comfy car seats, what’s the big deal? And so what if she served meat at her wedding reception. (Which wedding reception, you ask? Who can keep track?)

The audio from that Australian radio show is here, but it keeps locking up my browser. Let me know if you can get it to work. Maybe it’s for Australians only, like Yahoo Serious.

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21 Responses to “Pamela Anderson Slams Jessica Simpson”


  1. 1 Toubrouk Jun 30th, 2008 at 11:55 am

    “I think she is a bitch and whore.â€

    I have yet to see Jessica Simpson in a Playboy video or a “Leaked” sex-tape. The “Lady” should learn to keep her legs crossed before blaming others with sexual misconduct.

  2. 2 yogurt Jun 30th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Doesn’t Pammie usually wear Ugg boots (even in summer)…aren’t they made of sheepskin?

  3. 3 Chronic Malanga Jun 30th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Toubrouk has a point here. After all, Pammy seems to have a leaked sex tape with just about everyone that dares enter that worn out cave, and even when she’s dressed, we get a nip show. How many husbands has she had? Add to that the fact that she wears dead animals and uses them for handbags, and her statement is about as dumb as it gets. Who would have thought that anyone could make Jessica Simpson look like a wholesome genius? I’m not a fan of Jessica’s, but Pam’s comments were not only the harsh and bitter comments of a has been, they were idiotic. But I guess that’s when happens when a lack of protein that isn’t from a human male starts to show.

  4. 4 Hurricane Jun 30th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Sounds like Pam’s assembly line produced puppies are jealous of Jessica’s younger puppies.

    Or maybe it’s just the herpes talking….

  5. 5 flirt Jun 30th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Wait a minute. I eat meat.

    Does that mean that Pamela Anderson thinks that I’m a bitch and a whore too?

    I’m actually kind of flattered.

  6. 6 Pastafarian Jun 30th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Ooooooooh BABY! So when do we see Pam and Jessica in a sexy mud wrestling to the death match pay per view? I’m there! $100 no problem. $200 again, no problem. If you actually go can you throw meat, and little hamburger dills at them while they fight? Two go in one comes out.

    C’mon I wasn’t the only one who thought of that immediately before I even read past the head line was I? Huh, was I?

  7. 7 Aleric Jun 30th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    So I suppose Pam taking her fun bags out a few years ago, then losing the media spot light and having them reinflated, has nothing to do with being a real Whore?

    Pot, Kettle, meet Pam.

  8. 8 llamasrule Jun 30th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    OMFG what a douche. Did I hear she is back with Tommy? He was having withdraw-ho.

  9. 9 Kim Jun 30th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    It takes one to know one, Pammy. Just remember, she doesn’t have a billion sex tapes on the interent.

  10. 10 Rocko Jun 30th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    “A bitch and a whore” because she eats meat? I thought vegetarians were supposed to be “enlightened”. I’d hate to see what Pamela would do if Jessica actually did something, like, give Pamela a face full of mud. No actually I’d love to see it. I’m right there with you Pasta. If they hadn’t taken Celebrity Death match off the air, we’d be guaranteed to see it in claymation form at least.

  11. 11 db Jun 30th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    All this and no one mentioned Pam’s hepC achievement? This is Jealousy in its purest form on Pammy’s part.

  12. 12 rand Jun 30th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    What!!! she called Jessica Simpson a whore? LOL what a joke.Pamela Anderson has one and one thing only going for her she looks good naked (or she used to any way).Stick to the sex tapes and bending over for rock stars Pam no one really cares what a Bimbo like you has to say.

  13. 13 Christina X Jul 1st, 2008 at 1:34 am

    I thought the day would never come I’d back Jessica Simpson, but I think Pammy Christ needs to go f*ck herself.

    She’s like a lot of jerkoff kids at my high school would went vegan for all the wrong reasons. I don’t believe she, like them, are vegan because they give a rat’s ass about animals, but so that everyone can tell them what a good person they are as they fish for arguments and controversy.

    Ooh, Pammy, check you out with your extrinsic moral elitism. You’re such a great person because you won’t eat a steak. You’re so much nicer than everyone else! Maybe it will elude your hideous personality if you’re vocal enough.

    In reality, Saint Pamela Anderson is one of the biggest assh*les in showbusiness, all tofu and pleather aside. Hadn’t it been Jessica Simpson wearing that shirt, her big fake motorlips would still be flapping at a hundred miles an hour, since she propagates her “virtue” every time someone gives a sh*t enough to let her speak.

    I think Pam—I mean— God needs to f*ck off and go back to being irrelevant.

  14. 14 Simon Scowl Jul 1st, 2008 at 2:03 am

    All this and no one mentioned Pam’s hepC achievement?

    I kinda liked “Ol’ Hep-Face,” myself…

  15. 15 jlynn Jul 1st, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    Oh man, I totally called it! I should get a prize! You’ll find that little gem in the 100 and something comments about Jessica Simpsons t-shirt. And I did hear it here first!

  16. 16 ss Jul 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Eating meat (in moderation) is healthier than not eating it at all. There are basic B vitamins (especially B12) that you can only get from eating beef. Granted, you can get them from supplements, but it’s still not as good as getting it from the real thing. Also, seafood contains plenty of heart healthy omega 3 and omega 6 fatty acids as well as other nutrients. I understand not eating too much meat, because too much of anything isn’t exactly healthy, but cutting something completely out isn’t either. The point of my post is that Pamela Anderson has no idea wth she’s talking about, when she says being a vegetarian is good for you. I have friends that have to take iron supplements and MVI’s with B vitamins b/c they’re vegetarians and deficient. Vegans are worse-off, since they’re missing out on important minerals like calcium for bone health.
    This coming from an intermittent meat-eater and seafood/TOFU (drool) enthusiast :)

  17. 17 Chronic Malanga Jul 2nd, 2008 at 4:59 am

    *APPLAUSE* ss. I’ve been saying this forever, on so many posts.

    PETA pushes for a vegan diet, claiming its wonderful health benefits, right? But PETA has shown, and its higher ups have stated, that human life is not as valuable as other animal life. So, why would anyone think that they have the best interests of a human being in mind when they insist that giving up meat is the way to go?

  18. 18 Carlos Martins Jul 9th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Let me get this straight.

    - Pamela Anderson called someone a bitch and a whore!!!!!!!!

    Deixa eu ver se entendi.

    - Pamela Anderson chamou alguém de cadela e puta!!!!!!!!

  19. 19 Hogie Jul 17th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    It’s called Trash speaking Trash. Pamela Anderson is one woman that hurts to look at. Her breasts look like they’re hard and hurt. How can she carry that load. I guess she’s just one whoriffic person.

  20. 20 gogo asi shay Jul 22nd, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    i dont understand you

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