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08

Steven Tyler Comes Clean

steven_tyler_ok.jpgI enjoy a good “told ya so” a great deal more than most people would admit.

So it’s with malicious glee that I present to you Steven Tyler, finally telling the truth about why he went to rehab:

“To have your feet done, to have your leg done, you have to be on narcotics,” Tyler told The Associated Press on Friday. “You have to be on sleep aids at night. I don’t know about Joe (Perry) but I was off and running and I didn’t like the me that was me… This was a month ago, so I just put the brakes on and checked into detox and just pulled the plug on all of it.”

I knew that whole “wah, my feet hurt” excuse was a total fabrication.

Nyah, nyah, nyah.

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7 Responses to “Steven Tyler Comes Clean”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Jun 30th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    I’d prefer to read about his pact with Satan, since that to me, is the only plausible explanation Aerosmith are so popular today given the fact they have sucked for more than 20 years.

  2. 2 Aleric Jun 30th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    Must be the bottles of drugs in his shoes that were hurting his feet.

    For the record I have always liked Aerosmith, but come on.

  3. 3 Chronic Malanga Jun 30th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    I like Aerosmith. I think that they are overrated, but then again, so is AC/DC and I like them too. Knowing that they could hardly make it through a show without passing out in the 70s, and how well they have done since those days, I don’t see what the big deal is in just saying what he was going into rehab for. I mean, it’s not like anyone bought the foot story he initially gave. It’s Steven Tyler for crying out loud!

  4. 4 llamasrule Jun 30th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Well I for one love him/them. I am going to run out right now and drop 60 or 70 bucks on GH:Aerosmith. srsly In case his deductible is too high.

  5. 5 Zorg the Defender Jun 30th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    Walk this way! (limp, limp, limp)

    I love Aerosmith. Pastafarian needs to lay of the pasta bong.

  6. 6 MolMol Jul 1st, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    He left out the nips and tucks… and yeah- WAY too overrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. 1 GlossLip » Steven Tyler: I Didn’t Walk This Way…Oh Wait, Yes I Did Pingback on Jun 30th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

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