Heidi Montag is inexplicably in the news again (and guys, I know I’m not helping, but she provides such fertile material). Now it’s because she describes her feud with L.C. on The Hills in the most overblown way possible:
All hell broke loose this past season when [evil boyfriend Spencer] Pratt and Montag revealed that Conrad had supposedly shot a sex tape with ex-beau Jason Wahler.
“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”
The parable about Jesus’s disproportionate breast implants must be in one of the gnostic gospels because it’s the first I’ve heard of it. And she continues:
Montag identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. Montag even planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.
“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Montag, who grew up in Colorado with Holly, brother Sky, 15, and her since-divorced parents, Bill, a rancher, and Darlene, who runs a restaurant with Montag’s stepfather.
This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.”
I love the unintentional hilarity of this whole interview. I would repost the whole thing if I didn’t fear y’all coming after me with pitchforks.
If she wants suggestions where she and Spence might do the most good, I head Darfur could really use some help. If they manage to come back, maybe they won’t be such completely heinous people.
15 minutes is up. STFU and go back to wherever you came from.
I can’t even get over why on earth they are even as famous as they are. Do these people actually have fans? I have to admit, I have never seen The Hills, nor do I care to because MTV programming is what they play on the 7th circle of hell, but seriously, how are they even known beyond this? I would think that even the paps they pay to follow them around would feel too dirty to take the money.
These pair of douches need to go away. Mr. Sleepyhead is right. The 15 minutes are up. Go away. They aren’t even entertaining train wrecks.
Deceiver.com: Thank you for NOT printing Montag’s entire interview. There is not enough Nauzene to prevent the copious puking that would occur if you had.
thank you mr. sleepyhead, couldn’t have said it better myself! i think africa should close its borders immediately and this whole christian thing is hilarious! i mean you guys.. she’s SUCH a good christian. getting fake boobs, posing for MAXIM, obviously having sex before marriage (i shudder at that visual) and i remember her saying (i think i saw this on wikipedia haha) that she wanted some of her songs to be “very sexual” i hope she’s not talking about the christian ones. and today she ever so conveniently (probably leaked it her pathetic self) had her new single “one more drink” hit the internet. it was an “exclusive” on the US magazine website. obviously, since US is in bed with those 2 terds. but anyway, she said she doesn’t even drink. HAHA, what would jesus say about this???
I bet it was her behind the DOS attack. I can just see it now. Her with her watermelon shaped head, Pam, and Spencer sitting around, fighting about how best to turn on their computer, then which LOLCat would be the best wallpaper, empty Mountain Dew cans, Redbull and Doritos bags everywhere, talking about last nights Battlestar Galactica, meanwhile Denise Richards typing furiously away at the key board angry cuz we make fun of them you know on and on.
It’s funny because they’re dumb.
Wow, Jessica Simpson finally has competition in the stupidist blonde on TV Award.
Never seen her show either, so don’t really have an opinion on that, but please stop her from singing gospel. Some are against church and state, I am against church and pop culture. I still can’t hear Amazing Grace without thinking of Spock’s outer space funeral. heehee
On second thought, just stop her before she sings at all.
Having been a glutton for punishment and seen her videos on YouTube, I can’t imagine why she even tries to sing in any genre. And really, the idea of her doing Christian music is more of an insult to Christians than it is anything else. I’m an atheist and I can see that!
Yeah, it was a big scandal when Amy Grant had an affair and got divorced or whatever happened. Has that died down yet? (TIC people, TIC) People always like to cite Sunday Bloody Sunday as proof that U2 is a “Christian rock” band. I never really made that connection myself.
I have a feeling that she says more than half of this nonsense on purpose to get a reaction and doesn’t mean a single word of it. I’m sorry, but no one can be that clueless. Releasing a song about drinking when you claim to be a devout Christian who doesn’t drink? Too bad it’s not exactly extending her fifteen minutes of fame. Oh, wait, here I am on deceiver responding to a post about her. We’re the real chumps and Speidi’s laughing all the way to the bank.
People who cite “Sunday Bloody Sunday” as Christian rock have no clue about Irish history.
I’d like to point out that saying you’re a “nondenominational Baptist” makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Its like saying you’re a non white Caucasian or non dairy cheese. Baptist IS a denomination!
Someday she’ll have children, and I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to find out your Mom (and Dad, presumably) are nothing but retarded famewhores, and to make matters worse, a large portion of this country thinks so. Not only that, they are a good representation of why foreign countries hate America.
Wow, congratulations, you can’t be a whole person without some ridiculously asinine drama bullshit and attention.