In a brilliant little voicemail that Gawker managed to get their hands on, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael swore up and down he will never speak her name to the media again.
“I’ve been trying to reach you for a week now. I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around, and obviously you took offense to it. Honey, I’m sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again… I promise you, I’ll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me.”
He does grovel well, I’ll give the man that.
Funny thing is? Just a few weeks after he left the voicemail, he kind of outed his daughter as a lesbian:
Michael Lohan isn’t playing dumb when it comes to his daughter Lindsay’s close relationship with deejay Samantha Ronson.
Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com in an e-mail their relationship “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”
Is it just me or have the Lohans been in the media more than ever since they announced they’re not going to talk to the media anymore?
If only all of them would stop speaking to the media and just disappear, especially Michael Lohan. He’s the worst of the lot. Gotta say though, maybe I haven’t been looking for it, but I haven’t heard much out of Dina or her 48 year old daughter, Ali, lately.
No, no, Lindsay Lohan makes it too easy. Ask any one with a penis or Samantha Ronson.
Granted, that’s just a snip in time, but Lindsey looks way more into it than Sammy.
Sammy’s probably never had anyone that hot before. Not a lesbian or anything, just sayin’ Linz is hot, Sammy not so much. Oh wait, we be hatin’ here…….stupid Lohans!!!!
Memo to Sam R.:
Please eat something! (That isn’t LiLo.) You’re scaring the children.
Memo to Michael (Lohan):
Please don’t say anything! You’re scaring the children. (Mine, not yours.)
Memo to Dina:
See immediately above. Repeat as needed.