Actress and professional alcoholic Tara Reid hosted the Bikini Beach 2008 party in Chicago last weekend. Suffice to say she’s lucky no one called the cops.
According to an eyewitness, at one point Reid was busting her moves in the man-made sandbox while holding a martini before going on stage and giving a very slurred shout-out on the mic.
The “American Pie” actress apparently then made her way upstairs into the VIP room while bumping into people and even knocking other guests’ drinks out of their hands.
We’re also told the perennial party princess arrived over an hour late for her appearance.
Sidenote — how sad is it that she hasn’t done anything of any note since American Pie came out in 1999?
Anyway, not that anyone bought it at the time, but remember her valiant efforts from January to convince us all that she isn’t a total lush? If not, a recap:
“I don’t like going out every single night,” she tells OK!. “I like to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire — that to me is the best night.”…
“If I have a drink in my hand, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. If I want a glass of wine, I want a glass of wine. I shouldn’t be afraid of it because of what the media might say. Anything you do, you’re screwed. That’s the lesson I’ve learned.”
But you know what does make her an alcoholic? A drink in both hands. And one grasped by each foot. And maybe all the vodka in the CamelBak under her dress.
You’re forgetting about Tara’s run of guest-star spots on “Scrubs.” Back when she was still yummy. Of course, that was before her boob fell out of her dress on the red carpet outside P.Diddy’s birthday party …
http://gregghenson.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tarareid_boobslip3.jpg
… and she was either too drunk or too stoned to even notice.
Yikes. Would not hit it. Not any more. I do not like her, Sam I Am.
She’s working hard at being cute, stupid and an actress. Oh wait, she’s not an actress. Just another SoCal dumbass who was sought for her supposed beauty and lack of intellect.
By the way Tara, I’ll offer another lesson: keep your pie hole shut. If you want to be a lush, good for you. I frankly don’t care and neither does the rest of the nation. Your smile reminds of the Walmart logo - cheaper, crappy and useless.
The pretentiousness of these SoCal twats makes me happy to drink prune juice and enjoy a happy, fiber filled dump every morning. Other than that, they are nothing more than a pimple on my ass.
Jersey girl-
It is a waste of well shaped protoplasm.
BTW- nice boobies!!!
Didn’t Van Wilder happen post-American Pie? I’m not that great on my movie knowledge, but she was still pretty hot in that one. In comparison to now at least.
Shes on the rocket to success like another well known blonde, Anna Nichol.
you forgot to mention all of the american pie sequels. she was definitely in the second one. they probably wrote her out of the third after sleeping through the filming.
I’d be a hypocrite if I pointed out she’s a drunk; no one cares enough to document my habit.
ha ha You all keep saying boobies. I liked her on Scrubs but I don’t think she’s ever going to be the best talent in anything she does.
I think what makes it all worse is that she’s a bad drunk. If she could at least handle it a bit better then her alcoholism could be… I don’t know… charming. But then, when a woman is a bad drunk, it’s just sloppy and ugly. I know it sounds horribly sexist, but as a woman, and a woman who likes to drink, I am always conscious of my behavior because it will look worse coming from me than say… my husband.
Tara Reid was in Chicago and I missed her? Oh she was at Crobar. Never mind.
> Tara Reid Makes a Spectacular Fool of Herself
Ummm, and how is this at all unexpected?
> But you know what does make her an alcoholic?
I think it’s all the time she spends facing the toilet, reeling off the names of auto manufacturers.
You know:
F-f-fffOOOOOrrrd!!
H-h-hHHHUNDAE!!
Ch-ch-chchchchevroLET!!!
… That sort of thing.
You need a crowbar to pry the drinks from her clutches.
Why does *anyone* give a shaved rat’s ass what this empty-headed valley girl does? Let her puke her guts out. Who cares?