I sincerely hope that this is the last Michael Lohan post I’ll write in a while — he is so sleazy and horrible that I feel in need of a shower after reading up on him.
But now this scuzzball is shopping around a tell-all interview to any gossip rag that will offer to help him pay child support to that 13-year-old daughter who just surfaced.
Lohan has approached both OK! and People magazines with the offer of his exclusive story, should paternity tests prove he’s her biological father. “He’s approaching everyone to get the highest bid because, if he is the dad, he’s going to need the money for back child support,” said an insider. The tweenster’s mother, Kristi Kaufmann, claims she and Lohan had an affair in 1995 when he was separated from then-wife Dina Lohan. The asking price for Michael’s story is in the $20,000 range, but it sounds like both weeklies are passing on the offer. “Nobody wants to buy DNA results,” our source scoffed. A rep for People denied Lohan had approached the mag, and a rep for OK! said, “We’re not interested.”
You know you’re a horrible person when freaking OK! magazine has more integrity than you do.






If he had paid child support from the start, then back child support wouldn’t be an issue, now would it? What a sleaze.
I’m glad that OK! and People turned him down. This piece of regurgitated dog poop doesn’t need any more publicity than what he’s getting.
I kinda felt bad for him, as a parent, reading the phone message but now… geez. MSNBC gets more dirt than he can scrape up to sell. (holding fingers in shape of L to forehead)
Yeah, I know what you mean, llamasrule. I think I stopped feeling sorry for him ages ago, though, when he (not that he’s any better than the rest of that weird family) was trying to get her to talk to him while he was in jail. There was a brief moment when I thought maybe he was somewhat normal and using what he could to reconnect with his family. Then I learned… can’t give the Lohan Clan the benefit of the doubt.
geez, what a skeeze. and no kidding, when OK! isn’t interested.. it’s time you check into the nearest mental facility or something!
The entry above with my name was spoofed. I wasn’t up at that hour - it’s a holiday, FFS! I was finally getting more than 6 hours of sleep a night for once. I suspect Karma. Bad Karma! (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
On topic, I don’t really have any opinion on the Tatum O’Neal business. She voluntarily married John McEnroe, so I have no understanding whatsoever of how her mind works and resultantly don’t bother worrying about it. Ciao darlings, and happy 4th.
“Oh man check out my killer tatoo. I’ve got a picture of all my daughters faces on my back”