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Michael Jackson’s Plastic Surgeon Getting Sued

The plastic surgeon whom Michael Jackson continues to deny he sees is being sued for $100-million by his former partners.

Steven “Doc Hollywood” Hoefflin, who reportedly also has treated disfigured Elizabeth Taylor, Sylvester Stallone, and Donald Trump, then checked himself into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center’s psych ward presumably to treat the stress brought on by the legal matter.

Here’s hoping the defamation lawsuit will bring to light more details about what, exactly, Michael Jackson has elected to do to his face.

And isn’t anyone curious to know what work The Donald has had done? My money’s on tweaking his sneer.

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9 Responses to “Michael Jackson’s Plastic Surgeon Getting Sued”


  1. 1 Morgan Jul 8th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    I really really wonder if MJ looks in the mirror and actually thinks that he looks good. I cannot stand to look at him without being severely nauseous.

  2. 2 Aleric Jul 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Well if he doesn’t like his look he can just select a new one and put it on like a Potato Head Doll.

  3. 3 Pastafarian Jul 8th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    The work Donald has had done? It’s his hair right?

  4. 4 flirt Jul 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Why Michael Jackson hasn’t sued this clown mystifies me.
    Does he think he looks okay?

  5. 5 Carlo Jul 8th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    You mean I could look as handsome as Donald Trump if I hire his plastic surgeon? Where do I sign up?!

  6. 6 Chronic Malanga Jul 8th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    I’m surprised this guy wasn’t sued ages ago, like when Michael wasn’t an old white woman.

  7. 7 Hi Heels Lo Life Jul 8th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    I’d like to sue that doc for the mental anguish suffered over the way MJ looks whenever I happen across a photo of him.

  8. 8 katie Jul 9th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    pasta - LOL yeah that beautiful hair of his! and he expects us to believe that’s real? i mean, if it is.. good lord.

  9. 9 llamasrule Jul 9th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    Reallly? MJ has had work done?

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