Quick recap:

• Jessica Simpson wore a t-shirt that said “Real Girls Eat Meat.”
• A lot of people who are even sillier than her flipped out. One of them was PETAtart Pamela Anderson, who went on Australian radio and declared that Simpson is “a bitch and a whore.”
• Jessica is not happy about it.

But guess what? Pam was just making a big gag! Wait, let me rephrase that to avoid any confusion with the Tommy Lee sex tape: Pam was making a big joke. According to her:

On Thursday, Anderson appeared again on the show where she made those comments, saying that she was “kidding” and she and the anchors were simply “having a fun conversation.”

The former “Baywatch” star also said that she won’t apologize to Simpson, as “I think people know my sense of humor too.”

Get it? She’s a humorist! I love humor. Hey, here’s a good joke: Pamela Anderson is an ambulatory sack of venereal warts! Ha ha, just kidding. How about this: When PETA guys hang out with Pam, they really hang out with Pam! All in good fun, sweetie. Wait wait wait, I got one: Why wasn’t Pam worried when she found out she has Hep C? Because she’s always liked it better than Coke! LOL LOL