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Jul
08

For Pam Anderson, PETA Stands for “Please Excuse The Amusement”

Quick recap:

But guess what? Pam was just making a big gag! Wait, let me rephrase that to avoid any confusion with the Tommy Lee sex tape: Pam was making a big joke. According to her:

On Thursday, Anderson appeared again on the show where she made those comments, saying that she was “kidding” and she and the anchors were simply “having a fun conversation.”

The former “Baywatch” star also said that she won’t apologize to Simpson, as “I think people know my sense of humor too.”

Get it? She’s a humorist! I love humor. Hey, here’s a good joke: Pamela Anderson is an ambulatory sack of venereal warts! Ha ha, just kidding. How about this: When PETA guys hang out with Pam, they really hang out with Pam! All in good fun, sweetie. Wait wait wait, I got one: Why wasn’t Pam worried when she found out she has Hep C? Because she’s always liked it better than Coke! LOL LOL

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43 Responses to “For Pam Anderson, PETA Stands for “Please Excuse The Amusement””


  1. 1 Discordia Jul 11th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    PETA = Please excuse the assholedness.

  2. 2 Toubrouk Jul 11th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    >>The former “Baywatch” star also said that she won’t apologize to Simpson, as “I think people know my sense of humor too.”<<

    I never knew that being called a bitch and a whore was amusing. I got two theories about this; either she was raised in a dump where using foul language was seen as humorous or she tries to bury us under a bad pile of P.R. crapola.

    do this is only me or being a card carrier of P.E.T.A. give you the illusion of owning the right to be a moralizing jerk?

  3. 3 llamasrule Jul 11th, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Two questions. One, people listen to Australian radio? and Two, they asked Pamela Anderson BACK on their show? I read somewhere else that Jessica Simpson was hopping mad and wanted to start an all-out catfight, but family members talked her out of it by making her see who would win, that is, who would have something to gain from it. They decided (I think) that Pammie just wanted some more attention, and so Jessica backed off. Give her the attention Jessica. Take your corn-fed, beef-eating butt over there and kick her stick legs out from under her! Just don’t draw blood, ick, hep-blood.

  4. 4 Simon Scowl Jul 11th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    One, people listen to Australian radio?

    Well yeah, in Australia.

  5. 5 Sarah Jul 11th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    ok.. first.. pam shes the real bitch..
    ok and like why would you say stuff like on peta and say please stop buy fur coats and stuff IF YOUR THE ONE BUYING IT!!
    ok your the reall ASS HOLE
    ok how about this..
    say you were the animal and aliens were gunna kill you to use your skin for somthig…
    WOULDNT YOU BE SCARED.. I MEAN DO YOU HAVE A LIFE? DO YOU EVEN CARE!? AND PLUS DO YOU PPL CARE EITHER.. if you bought anything that has to do with fur and kill animals.. u bunch of ppl havve no heart … and just because they look awesome and makes u look rich isnt gunna get u attenchin!! GOSH !
    u ppl have to heart.. and plus i do like jess but why did u have to wear that shirt…
    and dont call ppl a bitch and a whore pam… your the real backstabber! and wtf is the boob job for.. .. i dont get ppl who ggets plastic sugery… like boob jobs… noo.. just stupid,…

  6. 6 Ernest Payne Jul 12th, 2008 at 12:16 am

    Well the actions of this duo remove the need for me to ever sit through the movie Dumb and Dumber.

  7. 7 Mr. Sleepyhead Jul 12th, 2008 at 12:50 am

    PETA: Pamela Entertains the Austrialians.

    Maybe she’ll move there and get bitch slapped by a big ass kangaroo. Better yet, maybe she’ll create another sex tape with a kangaroo. Or maybe she’ll make a sex tape with Crocodile Dundee and we can watch him projectile vomit after he goes down under.

    PETA: Pretentous Elitist Total Ass - that fits her perfectly.

  8. 8 Christina X Jul 12th, 2008 at 1:51 am

    Backpeddle, anyone?

    Yeah, the way in which she said that really sounded like she was kidding. My word of advice is, if you care that much about what people think of you, don’t imply that a majority of the world population are bitches and whores (at least out loud), and make excuses like “I was kidding!” when it backfires.

  9. 9 Toubrouk Jul 12th, 2008 at 1:56 am

    On another subject; Every time I heard someone from P.E.T.A., I feel the urge to eat a piece of meat. Is there someone with the same problem here?

  10. 10 Chronic Malanga Jul 12th, 2008 at 4:59 am

    She’s back pedalling because she knows exactly how idiotic she looks, and Jessica Simpson, in following the advice of family and friends, made her look even more idiotic by brushing her off and alluding to the fact that Pam obviously needs attention. Add the KFC/BB issue, and she either has to say she was kidding or keep digging that hole a little deeper. She looks stupid no matter what.

    Never in a million years did I think Jessica Simpson would handle something with a stroke of genius.

  11. 11 Christina X Jul 12th, 2008 at 6:12 am

    Pammie the eternal hypocrite…..spends three days on and Australian show called Big Brother……which has a major sponsor called KFC……. Pammie of course ”knew nothing of their involvement in the show”……ha, it’s only the NUMBER ONE SPONSOR…….what a blonde jerk hypocrite……mind you, she TOOK the money and ran….yes, nice principles there Pammie…..

  12. 12 Chronic Malanga Jul 12th, 2008 at 8:04 am

    Toubrouk, PETA stories make me crave bacon sandwiches. ;)

  13. 13 Simon Scowl Jul 12th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Pammie the eternal hypocrite…..spends three days on and Australian show called Big Brother……which has a major sponsor called KFC…….

    Yep……. click here…….

  14. 14 Steve Jul 12th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    People Eating Tasty Animals!

  15. 15 Jaibones Jul 12th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    I have no particular use for Simpson, other than to gaze at from time to time, but what Anderson does to herself would be outlawed under her silly cruelty to animals philosophy.

  16. 16 I'm a troll from Amsterdam who thinks he's clever Jul 12th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    I think Pamela and PETA are quite right. Eating meat causes dreadful suffering… I think it is disgusting. I’m not a lefty… I’m pretty far to the right. I am an unreserved supporter of President Bush, and I think Rumsfeld had an understanding of world politics which has been lost from this adnministration. I think we should kill those who attack the western way of life, and I think individuals have a right to own the instruments of their own protection. However, I think Pam and PETA are right here.
    Dumping on people who think killing millions of animals a year is wrong seems to be a talisman of the right. It’s not for me. As far as I am concerned conservatives who can’t see the cruelty of our meat industry are the assholes.

  17. 17 Anonymous Jul 12th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals

  18. 18 joe Jul 12th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    I got a joke,
    Q: What is the difference between Pamela Anderson and a BMW.

    A: Not everybody has been inside a BMW.

  19. 19 Christina X Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:04 am

    Wow, that’s odd.

    On a more irrelevant note: Is anyone else signing up under a name different from their own? Earlier this week, I found myself signed in under Hi Heels Lo Life, and then I guess the same thing happened to someone else in this thread who posted under my username. It must be a glitch.

  20. 20 Hi Heels Lo Life Jul 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Christina X,
    So I’m not the only one … I started signing mine at the bottom to differentiate between my own posts and ones by random other people. It’s a bit annoying, no? I hope it gets figured out soon … or that the boneheads who are posting under us figure out that there’s a different name above their post …
    HH LL

  21. 21 The Oversneer Jul 13th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Earlier this week, I found myself signed in under Hi Heels Lo Life, and then I guess the same thing happened to someone else in this thread who posted under my username. It must be a glitch.

    We just “upgraded” to the latest edition of WordPress a week ago. Maybe there’s something funky going on. We’ll look into it — it should be easy to compare IP addresses with posting names to set things right again, if nothing else. Sorry for the Twilight Zone moment.

  22. 22 Hi Heels Lo Life Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    Not the most pressing issue in my life, but thanks for the attention.
    xxx

    =====
    The Oversneer
    Jul 13th, 2008 at 10:33 am
    Earlier this week, I found myself signed in under Hi Heels Lo Life, and then I guess the same thing happened to someone else in this thread who posted under my username. It must be a glitch.
    We just “upgraded” to the latest edition of WordPress a week ago. Maybe there’s something funky going on. We’ll look into it — it should be easy to compare IP addresses with posting names to set things right again, if nothing else. Sorry for the Twilight Zone moment.

  23. 23 teachem2think Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Dear Troll From Amsterdam:

    True Conservatives have nothing to do with the likes of Bush who is NOT a conservative. He is a “NEO-conservative.” True American conservatives do not have a Wilsonian foreign policy; are not at the beck-and-call of AIPAC; do not waste blood and treasure on muslim and/or zionist scum; and do not borrow trillions of dollars for a politically correct “war on terror.” We also don’t send our manufacturing overseas and have absolutely no desire to see a “New World Order” developed by international bankers and globalist filth. They are nothing more than liberals, fascists, marxists, and maoists who, in case you haven’t figured it out, love monopolies…like a monopoly capitalist. No wonder they can all do business!

    The U.S. wouldn’t have half as many problems with the muslim scum if our policies towards the zionist scum were more balanced. Personally, I wouldn’t want anything to do with any of ‘em. If all these idiot Europeans would send these thankless rug merchants and diamond merchants back to their countries, Western Civilization and Christendom may yet be spared another war to save civilization from these filthy barbarians.

    In any event, with respect to your opinion on meat: it’s yours, and like Pammy’s, irrelevant. I enjoy some of the acronyms (above) for that stupid organization. And I will celebrate Labor Day with a very nice Organic Australian T-Bone Steak.

    Yeah, and Pammy’s really funny: I wish we could deport that stupid slut back to Canada.

  24. 24 kim taylor Jul 14th, 2008 at 1:29 am

    jessica can’t you take a joke. you are a whore you left your great husband that did not do any thing wrong to you.

  25. 25 james calloway Jul 14th, 2008 at 1:32 am

    jes get over it people call people names ever day

  26. 26 trish Jul 14th, 2008 at 1:38 am

    pam woman and girls have alway hated that you are so pettry they cant take it because there not as pretty as you and jessica simpson will never be as pretty as you it must be all that meat shes eating

  27. 27 Rocko Jul 14th, 2008 at 7:32 am

    I would respond to the troll but he’s a troll

  28. 28 Seriously? Jul 14th, 2008 at 9:17 am

    Teachem2think:

    Do you even know what you are talking about? First of all, 90% of what you just wrote is the only irrelevant thing here.

    Anyone who refers to PETA as “that stupid organization” is clearly an ignorant person. PETA has done a lot of great things, they are an amazing organization. OR, Maybe you were one of those kids that liked to torture animals when you were little… that would be the ONLY type of person who thinks PETA is stupid.

    Grow up. Look into the PETA facts before you make idiotic statements.

    As for the Pam/Jessica thing. Jessica’s shirt was just gross and if she didn’t want to be called out about it then she wouldn’t have worn it.It’s the whole “don’t dish it if you can’t take it” thing here!

  29. 29 lilitzilla13 Jul 14th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    ha! i agree with #9. me me me me! i hear PETA complaints and i wanna eat a STEAK! and then make a hippie’s hacky sack fall into the sewer (lol patton oswald)

  30. 30 Simon Scowl Jul 14th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Maybe you were one of those kids that liked to torture animals when you were little… that would be the ONLY type of person who thinks PETA is stupid.

    Way to keep it on an even keel.

  31. 31 Chronic Malanga Jul 14th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Yeah,trish, every woman wants to look like Pam the Tranny Clown…

    Not supporting PETA obviously means that we all love to torture animals. I just finished pulling out my dog’s toenails as a matter of fact.

    Seriously? perhaps you may want to look a little more deeply into your people hating organization before you make such statements. They kill more animals than the average pound. Adoptable animals. Furthermore, Seriously? you may also want to consider how wonderful PETA is if ever you or a loved one are diagnosed with cancer or diabetes. What great things have they done? Oh yeah, they are out to halt animal testing aimed at finding cures for these diseases because they hate humanity. They promote unhealthy diets, kill puppies, and support domestic terrorists like ALF (Animal Liberation Front), whose only purpose is to start fires, harass scientists, and feel justified in killing for their cause. Wonderful folks, PETA, aside from being complete hypocrites.

  32. 32 Jannah Jul 14th, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Wow, you hit a nerve here Simon! :-)

    In lots of ways I feel very sorry for Anderson. I know, she’s laughing her “joking” self all the way to the bank, especially after selling herself for fortunes like the one she gets for this hypocritical KFC Big Brother act. But will she be happy in old age after leading this sleazy life she’s living? Time will tell who will laugh last.

    Same thing for Jessica (who’s at least not that sleazy), except that she’ll just be wondering in old age why she let her dad alledegly ruin her marriage. I agree, at least she did listen to advice and didn’t lower herself to a female version of a Rosie vs. Donald smackdown in the media.

  33. 33 Pastafarian Jul 14th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    peta = People Eating Tasty Animals. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    I gonna post that on every peta link so you guys don’t have to. Or until Deceiver bans me. Just like the other sites. I’m just misunderstood. Whats “cyber-stalking” mean? And don’t pick on Rosie. She’s been like the older brother I never had.

  34. 34 SweetCandy Jul 14th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    If you can’t stay true to your beliefs, you shouldn’t be shouting them from the mountain top. Taking money from Big Brother is the same as taking money from KFC. I find it very sad that she wouldn’t even do the research into something she says she feels so strongly about. Oh and Seriously?, PETA hasn’t done anything good in years. They barely lobby to have laws changed anymore. All PETA is about now is spreading hate and ignorance, while being total hypocrites. Oh Pastafarian, all the power to you man!

  35. 35 llamasrule Jul 14th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    HaHA Chronic, Pam the Tranny Clown!! Best one yet!

    Seriously, trollfolk, wearing that shirt was not asking for anything, especially not to be called a bitch and whore. It wasn’t even gross. “SPAM the other pink meat”, now that’s gross. Making sex films is asking to be called a bitch and whore. Being a big fat hypocrite, stupid, clueless, serial marrying, don’t know when your time is up, dressing like a 14 year-old at 40, need I go on?

    And Pasta, maybe Rosie is the big brother you never wanted! *shudder*

  36. 36 Chronic Malanga Jul 15th, 2008 at 5:28 am

    LOL, llamasrule, she always looked like a man in drag to me. She is so overdone and so cartoonishly enhanced that when people come on here with that tired, “You must be jealous” line, I have to laugh. Honestly, if I were going to be jealous of another woman’s beauty I can think of twenty other famous women I would choose first, and that’s just off the top of my head. I wouldn’t want to look like Pam Anderson in a million years. In the end, I like myself and am comfortable in my own skin. However, when people can’t think of anything intelligent in order to defend an argument involving Tranny Clown Pam, or anyone, for that matter, they fall back on the “jealous” thing like 13 year olds.

  37. 37 joel Jul 15th, 2008 at 6:25 am

    dear pam girls have alway hated because you are so cute so that cant take it because there not as cute as you no girls in the world will never be as pretty as you. you are really great pam
    ================================================================================================
    joel
    Knox Leon

    Knox Leon

  38. 38 Kelly Jul 18th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    PETA and ALF are saving animals from torture. They are not terrorists. How would you feel if you were an animal being tortured? Just because animals can’t talk english doesn’t mean they don’t feel.

  39. 39 Pastafarian Jul 19th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    “Just because animals can’t talk english.” I didn’t learn me no good American neether.

  40. 40 Chronic Malanga Jul 21st, 2008 at 7:42 am

    PETA and ALF are terrorist organizations that have no business existing, Kelly. Get real, and learn to talk English.

  41. 41 Sam Aug 4th, 2008 at 5:07 am

    Doesn’t any of these celebs realize that Peta Kills Animals? Hypocrisy is the mother of all credibility problems, and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has it in spades. While loudly complaining about the “unethical” treatment of animals by restaurant owners, grocers, farmers, scientists, anglers, and countless other Americans, the group has its own dirty little secret.

    PETA kills animals. By the thousands.

    From July 1998 through December 2007, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) killed over 19,200 dogs, cats, and other “companion animals.” That’s more than five defenseless creatures every day. PETA has a walk-in freezer to store the dead bodies, and contracts with a Virginia Beach company to cremate them.

    Not counting the pets PETA spayed and neutered, the group put to death over 90 percent of the animals it took in during the last five years. And its angel-of-death pattern shows no sign of changing.

    On its 2002 federal income-tax return, PETA claimed a $9,370 write-off for a giant walk-in freezer, the kind most people use as a meat locker or for ice-cream storage. But animal-rights activists don’t eat meat or dairy foods. And during a 2007 criminal trial, a PETA manager (testifying under oath) confirmed the obvious — that the group uses the appliance to store the bodies of its victims.

    In 2000, when the Associated Press first noted PETA’s Kervorkian-esque tendencies, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk complained that actually taking care of animals costs more than killing them. “We could become a no-kill shelter immediately,” she admitted.

    PETA kills animals. Because it has other financial priorities.

    PETA rakes in nearly $30 million each year in income, much of it raised from pet owners who think their donations actually help animals. Instead, the group spends huge sums on programs equating people who eat chicken with Nazis, scaring young children away from drinking milk, recruiting children into the radical animal-rights lifestyle, and intimidating businessmen and their families in their own neighborhoods. PETA has also spent tens of thousands of dollars defending arsonists and other violent extremists.

    PETA claims it engages in outrageous media-seeking stunts “for the animals.” But which animals? Carping about the value of future two-piece dinners while administering lethal injections to puppies and kittens isn’t ethical. It’s hypocritical — with a death toll that PETA would protest if it weren’t their own doing.

    PETA kills animals. And its leaders dare lecture the rest of us?

  42. 42 phillskiss Aug 14th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    are you people insane!!!! why are you bashing peta and those that help peta? no, its much better to kill animals than it is to be a hipocrite.why are you soooo worried about it…do you LIKE to kill things? I bet no one has the kahonees to go to the peta website to look at the videos, but boy..someone wears boots and…oh my god…waa waa…its like… I vow not to kill someone, however what if I killed hitler. Yup! it makes me a hipocrite but so fuggin what..i saved innocent men women and children from a horrible death. but all you anti peta morons would write about is what a hipocrite I am.

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