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Jul
08

Jessica Alba Is Glad She Didn’t Marry a Diva

New mom and wife Jessica Alba opened up to British Cosmopolitan about what her new life is like with producer-husband Cash Warren and baby Honor Marie.

Because serious actresses who are fed up with talking about sex have their publicists get them into Cosmo.

In any event, she and Warren married in a quickie ceremony back in May. Honor Marie was born three weeks later in June.

My favorite part of the interview goes like this:

“We’re not a typical Hollywood couple. I love that he’s not an actor. I’m way too high maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they’re all such divas!

Everybody knows that in every relationship, there’s enough room for exactly one diva.

And hint: It’s usually not the one who’s carrying Bloomingdale’s biggest shopping bag and what is presumably a spare strawberry smoothie. It’s more likely the one selling baby pictures to the tabs for $1.5 mil.

*whip crack*

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9 Responses to “Jessica Alba Is Glad She Didn’t Marry a Diva”


  1. 1 llamasrule Jul 11th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Maybe the 1.5 mil is in, like, a savings account or something for the baby. Or did it all go to Jessica’s maintenance?

  2. 2 Aleric Jul 11th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Jessica is one of the few actresses in hollywood that I have some respect for. Plus she is hot as hell.

  3. 3 Chronic Malanga Jul 11th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    She can’t act. She disses Latinos. Her stint on Punk’d made me hate her all the more because of her attitude. I’ll give her the looks thing. She is gorgeous, but every time she opens her mouth and talks, she starts to lose that too.

  4. 4 Craptastic Jul 12th, 2008 at 4:25 am

    Wasn’t she engaged to an actor at one point? I think Michael Weatherly just got burned.

  5. 5 katherine Jul 12th, 2008 at 7:59 am

    i’ve never seen the big deal with this one. like someone said, every time she opens her mouth and talks.. it just kills it. she always looks peeved off too. for what reason i don’t know lol

  6. 6 ss Jul 15th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Wait… why is J. Alba filed under “bad boys & girls”? She hardly qualifies as a bad girl. You never see her smashed at a club or flashing crotch or taking scandalous photos and plastering ‘em all over the net for publicity. She’s married with kid. She drives a Prius :) She’s one of the few celebs out there with self-respect,class, and dignity (for a public figure, anyway… it’s relative, really). Please reconsider her categorization as a bad girl.
    Coming from an overzealous J. Alba fan.

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