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Khloe’s Konvict Krisis Sure Was Kwick

Celebrity scofflaw Khloe Kardashian, sister of Kim and daughter of Robert, just spent a whole 3 hours in jail for violating probation related to a DUI. It was originally 30 days, which got knocked down to 3 days. She would’ve tried for 3 minutes, but that wouldn’t even be enough time for her entourage to get in and out of the place. Let’s hear it for taking responsibility.

BTW, Khloe prepared for her grueling incarceration by getting a way-tuff jailhouse tat!

She thought this would guarantee her protection by one of the prison gangs, but she forgot the last “K.”

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12 Responses to “Khloe’s Konvict Krisis Sure Was Kwick”


  1. 1 Discordia Jul 18th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    The real hypocrite here is the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. If overcrowding is a problem, then women who have been incarcerated longer should have been released first. You know: first in, first out.

    The only other excuse for her getting released early due to overcrowding is because the jail doesn’t have cell big enough to hold her fat ass, fat mouth, and fat ego!

    P.S. I have a right to bitch … I’m in SoCal!

  2. 2 jlynn Jul 18th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Upon going to the way tuff jailhouse tat link, I have learned that Kim has a fitness product line? Not that she is in bad shape in any way, but she doesn’t seem to have the body type that says to me hock fitness products.

  3. 3 Christina X Jul 19th, 2008 at 1:12 am

    Why is Kim Kardashian’s name across that picture?

    Does she have to make EVERYTHING about her?

    So when does Khloe’s memoir come out? How long until she goes on Oprah, trying to convince everyone she’s found Jeebus in prison?

  4. 4 katie Jul 19th, 2008 at 5:36 am

    kim tries to make everything about her, she is such a media whore. this whole thing is stupid and gives that trashy family more publicity. sad really. and wtf kind of tattoo is that? i have a standard “black and grey” rosary beads tattoo around my ankle and other than that and colors what the hell else can you get? khloe looks like she scratched her wrists and called it a tattoo lol geez

  5. 5 Chronic Malanga Jul 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Not that I or many people care about this trollop, but seriously, three hours in jail? California is such a joke. I wish some of these “celebrities” would get busted in Texas.

    As for her prison “tattoo”, give me a break. I just can’t even find the words to describe the utter stupidity.

  6. 6 ss Jul 19th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    As much as I dislike Khloe, I must admit that’s a pretty mugshot.

  7. 7 Pastafarian Jul 19th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    I don’t think she needs protection in prison. Have you seen pictures of her standing next to her sister? The woman is a Yeti.

  8. 8 Simon Scowl Jul 19th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Well, Kim is five feet tall, I think. But yeah.

  9. 9 Pastafarian Jul 19th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    You’re right, you’re right. Khloe is only 5′10. You know who else is just 5′10″?

    http://brevheart.tripod.com/TYSONhome.jpg

    I bet she could take him. And rule the worlds the prisoners have created inside.

  10. 10 The Stig Jul 19th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    I’m with Discordia on this one. If you cannot apply the rules equally, then you cannot apply the rules at all.

  11. 11 Pastafarian Jul 19th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    That was supposed to be a picture of Mike Tyson. Guess it’s not so funny if you can’t see it.

  12. 12 jlynn Jul 20th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    When are celebrities going to start taking humble mug shots? It’s not a red carpet! Shouldn’t they come off a little embarrassed, these mug shots make them look smug.

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